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re: Gigantic "shrimp" caught off dock in Ft. Pierce, FL
Posted on 9/5/14 at 8:55 am to Wtodd
Posted on 9/5/14 at 8:55 am to Wtodd
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Because gigantic (means BIG) and shrimp (means small) is a oxymoron??
actually you are wrong. Shrimp does not mean small. A shrimp is a decapod crustacean. It is not an oxymoron, it is describing a decapod crustacean as being large.
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Posted on 9/5/14 at 8:55 am to tigerpimpbot
cook some rice
Posted on 9/5/14 at 8:55 am to fatboydave
It was about this time when I realized this girl scout was a crustacean from the Mesotonic Era
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:00 am to Phil A Sheo
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Bargeron described the creature to FWC as being about 18-inches-long
I need that photographer to take some pics of the specks i catch
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:06 am to fatboydave
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1/2 bottle wotchestichirecherecher
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:07 am to fatboydave
Is that thing from Fukishima?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:10 am to tigerpimpbot
couple mo and you could have yosef a cocktail
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:15 am to JOJO Hammer
quote:
actually you are wrong. Shrimp does not mean small. A shrimp is a decapod crustacean. It is not an oxymoron, it is describing a decapod crustacean as being large
So if someone calls you a shrimp, they're actually calling you a decapod crustacean? Prolly not but if it makes you feel better
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:21 am to Wtodd
i bet that thing could tear your arse up
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:22 am to Wtodd
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So if someone calls you a shrimp, they're actually calling you a decapod crustacean?
This is called slang. They are telling you that you are small like a shrimp. But in the OP the term shirmp means a decapod crustacean. But don't worry, most people are too stupid to realize this.
And althoug I'm right, don't take it personnally. I just feel like being an e-badass today.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 9:23 am
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:23 am to Itismemc
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i bet that thing could tear your arse up
that fricking tail spike would be like a scorpion sting
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:39 am to LSUTygerFan
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that fricking tail spike would be like a scorpion sting
Or a stingray like the one that got crocodile hunter.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 9:40 am
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:43 am to goldennugget
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It was about this time when I realized this girl scout was a crustacean from the Mesotonic Era
"and she said "tree fiddy""
--"I gave her a dolla"
"dammit woman no wonder the loch ness monster keep comin a back, you gave it a dollar, now it wan tree fiddy".
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:44 am to fatboydave
Shrimpapocolypse
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:45 am to slackster
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That is some clever photography. The Outdoor Board would be proud of that hoist.
Yep. Regular mantis shrimp with camera perspective making it look huge.
My 14 yo nephew and his friends took a 14" trout, hung it from the rafters of a boathouse with fishing line, stood 5 ft behind it, and took pics. Looked like it was 10 lbs. Too bad you could see the fishing line.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 9:48 am to tigerpimpbot
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This and they're not quite sure what the species is according to the FWC Facebook page.
I don't know why they always say things like that just to cover their arse. It's clearly a mantis shrimp. Some badass mofos
This is probably my favorite video of mantis shrimp ever.
True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp
Posted on 9/5/14 at 10:01 am to tigerpimpbot
And they said the BP oil spill chemicals were harmless.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 10:06 am to Bullfrog
Need a pooper-scooper to clean him up before dinner!
Posted on 9/5/14 at 10:28 am to tigerpimpbot
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Bargeron described the creature to FWC as being about 18-inches-long
Got to get that camera on my phone....will do wonders for my dick pics
Posted on 9/5/14 at 10:41 am to JOJO Hammer
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JOJO Hammer
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This is called slang. They are telling you that you are small like a shrimp. But in the OP the term shirmp means a decapod crustacean. But don't worry, most people are too stupid to realize this.
From Merriam Webster - " a small shellfish that has a long body and legs and that is eaten as food" and "a very small or unimportant person" and "a very small or puny person or thing"
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