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re: Getting my first massage
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:26 pm to Tigerfan56
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:26 pm to Tigerfan56
"jerk me off"
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:28 pm to BigOrangeBri
quote:
I've always been intrigued by Asian massage parlors. Tell me everything you know. How do you know which ones perform the extra "services"?
If it has an all Asian staff..
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:28 pm to Tigerfan56
I got my first one in Costa Rica on my honeymoon.. She most definitely enjoyed making me think she was going to, kept rubbing right next to my package in between my thighs. Made it pretty fricking hard not to just come out and ask her to do it (wife in room next to me.). Anyway, luckily my blue balls were immediately taken care of back at the beach bungalow.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:33 pm to BananaManCan
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I've even had the pleasure of receiving sloppy toppy
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:45 pm to Tigerfan56
How did this thread get upvotes?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:47 pm to Tigerfan56
Serious question. How common is it to get something "extra" at a massage parlor? I can't imagine it is as common as some of you perceive it to be. Awhile back I know a place in Brusly/Port Allen that was busted for prostitution. It was an all "Asian" place. 
Years ago (late 90s, early 2000s) there was another place in Port Allen (on the north side of the intracoastal) that was run by Asians. It was a message place, but it was common knowledge what was going on there, it stayed open for awhile then eventually they got busted.. But I can't imagine most massage parlors are willing to risk getting shut down. Once a place gets that reputation, it is probably only a matter of time.. So in reality, its not that common right?
Years ago (late 90s, early 2000s) there was another place in Port Allen (on the north side of the intracoastal) that was run by Asians. It was a message place, but it was common knowledge what was going on there, it stayed open for awhile then eventually they got busted.. But I can't imagine most massage parlors are willing to risk getting shut down. Once a place gets that reputation, it is probably only a matter of time.. So in reality, its not that common right?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 7:35 pm to Tigerfan56
#Lovemelongtime
Posted on 1/14/17 at 7:49 pm to Shooter
Depends on if the place is named Massage Envy Spa or Hidden Bamboo parlor
Posted on 1/14/17 at 7:54 pm to Tigerfan56
Ask for the Thai dynamite choked chicken
Posted on 1/14/17 at 8:05 pm to AUbagman
Oh dude! You had sex with your wife on your honeymoon? Frickin SSsIiiCcckkk broski!!! 
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:54 am to Tigerfan56
Might want to hold off on that marriage
BUMP
BUMP
Posted on 1/15/17 at 12:20 pm to AUbagman
Did you get jerked off or not
Posted on 1/15/17 at 12:29 pm to djangochained
Lol I can't believe so many are interested in an update. I was being facetious in OP, I wasn't really trying for a run and tug. I went for a deep tissue massage and it was at Massage Envy. Sorry to disappoint
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:06 pm to Tigerfan56
Do yourself a favor and clip your body hair.
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:08 pm to Tigerfan56
Disappointing update but if you do go to a spa in the future, when they ask if you want paper towels or a towel to clean up, take the paper towels. No telling how many times that towel has been used or cleaned.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:02 am to djangochained
quote:
Did you get jerked off or not
Nope, I'm assuming she was just looking for more money, I didn't offer. It's tough regardless during a massage, as it is pretty sensual no matter how you slice it.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:29 am to Paddyshack
When he flips you over on your back, just pitch a tent. No words need be exchanged. He will know.
Good Luck
Good Luck
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:48 am to Tigerfan56
True story-
A coworker was telling me about her daughter manages a tanning salon/massage place in Austin. The one male mass therapist is openly gay...no biggie, but a guy used to come in to tan (a gym rat, shaves whole body...standard latent homoseckshal) all the time. well one day he gets a massage from gay guy. Manager notices it took a lot longer than usual so she peeked down the hallway but all was quiet and door shut. A few minutes later, out comes gym rat. He smiles, makes small talk, pays his bill and leaves.
A few days later, he has the gay guy arrested for sexual assault. Says he was 'taken advantage of...kept telling him to stop, but the therapist "Had him pinned"...and he succumbed to the sucking, I guess. He also said he 'called out for help' which the manager denied flat out. Truth is, he paid xtra for the happy ending and regretted it later. Gay guy threatened his reputation at UT (apparently he's an athlete. Yeah, 'Horns, not Aggies) via mutual aquaintance, so gym rat eventully drops charges...gay guy still lost job and his license to rub thighs and lower buttocks suspended pending hearing.
Austin.
Go figure.
A coworker was telling me about her daughter manages a tanning salon/massage place in Austin. The one male mass therapist is openly gay...no biggie, but a guy used to come in to tan (a gym rat, shaves whole body...standard latent homoseckshal) all the time. well one day he gets a massage from gay guy. Manager notices it took a lot longer than usual so she peeked down the hallway but all was quiet and door shut. A few minutes later, out comes gym rat. He smiles, makes small talk, pays his bill and leaves.
A few days later, he has the gay guy arrested for sexual assault. Says he was 'taken advantage of...kept telling him to stop, but the therapist "Had him pinned"...and he succumbed to the sucking, I guess. He also said he 'called out for help' which the manager denied flat out. Truth is, he paid xtra for the happy ending and regretted it later. Gay guy threatened his reputation at UT (apparently he's an athlete. Yeah, 'Horns, not Aggies) via mutual aquaintance, so gym rat eventully drops charges...gay guy still lost job and his license to rub thighs and lower buttocks suspended pending hearing.
Austin.
Go figure.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 12:45 pm to 19
These places are popping up all over B Ara. From what I hear the key is to ask for special massagy before and after the regular massagy.
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