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re: Getting Married in 3 hours. Sitting in bar now. Any advice to make it last?

Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
Best advice I can give you is to die before her. If you love her and the marriage is great, you don't want to be the one left behind to deal with the shite
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
Taladafil Peptides
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48840 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
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Make her cum
Make money
Don't be a bitch

This really is the top response here. If you make her cum, make money, and be a man then you'll have her for as long as you want her. Bitches are the most complicated simple creatures on earth.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26551 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:21 pm to
Marriage is like an EKG...you have your ups and your downs...you have to be willing to compromise...don't go to bed angry...and don't leave the toilet seat up...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:22 pm to
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and don't leave the toilet seat up...



Most important
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73482 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:22 pm to
rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right

rule 2 refer to rule 1
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52940 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to
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and don't leave the toilet seat up...

This has been easy for me because I don't raise it.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to
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how to make it NOT last?



quote:

Sitting in bar



Fyi
Posted by Conner4real
Earth
Member since Sep 2017
455 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to
Stay in shape. And make sure she understands she needs to stay in shape as well. You can’t be happily married to someone who doesn’t make ur dick hard.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56518 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to
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rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right



This is a shite test.

Women don't want subservient men who always defer to them. They want a man who sees their bullshite and corrects them, you just have to be a gentleman about it.
Posted by LSUcam7
FL
Member since Sep 2016
8745 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
That’s funny. I came to post this same thing. I’ll be getting married at 4pm.

Congrats on never getting secks again.

On the real... 2 Corinthians 5:17 says “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.”
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34854 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
Who the frick gets married at 5:30??

Doomed from the start
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
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rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right

rule 2 refer to rule 1

Sad sad sad
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119980 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
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Any advice on how to make it last?


The marriage?
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3555 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:27 pm to
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Stay in shape


quote:

You can’t be happily married to someone who doesn’t make ur dick hard


This is the OT. They love fat chicks.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48840 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:28 pm to
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This is the OT. They love fat chicks.

That's true.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73482 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
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This is the OT. They love fat chicks.

That's true.


i seent it !
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
61998 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:30 pm to
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Getting Married in 3 hours. Sitting in bar now. Any advice to make it last?


Stop siting in bars!
Posted by Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Member since Apr 2019
153 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:30 pm to
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how to make it not last

quote:

sitting in a bar


She's getting dressed and shite. Literally kicked me out of our B&B. Really no option for me. Plus, she said GTFO and go to bar until 430.
She's an engineer they think differently.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:35 pm to
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She's an engineer

Sounds ugly
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