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re: Getting Married in 3 hours. Sitting in bar now. Any advice to make it last?
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Best advice I can give you is to die before her. If you love her and the marriage is great, you don't want to be the one left behind to deal with the shite
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:19 pm to HempHead
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Make her cum
Make money
Don't be a bitch
This really is the top response here. If you make her cum, make money, and be a man then you'll have her for as long as you want her. Bitches are the most complicated simple creatures on earth.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:21 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Marriage is like an EKG...you have your ups and your downs...you have to be willing to compromise...don't go to bed angry...and don't leave the toilet seat up...
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:22 pm to Chicken
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and don't leave the toilet seat up...
Most important
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:22 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right
rule 2 refer to rule 1
rule 2 refer to rule 1
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to Chicken
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and don't leave the toilet seat up...
This has been easy for me because I don't raise it.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
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how to make it NOT last?
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Sitting in bar
Fyi
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Stay in shape. And make sure she understands she needs to stay in shape as well. You can’t be happily married to someone who doesn’t make ur dick hard.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:24 pm to MorbidTheClown
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rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right
This is a shite test.
Women don't want subservient men who always defer to them. They want a man who sees their bullshite and corrects them, you just have to be a gentleman about it.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
That’s funny. I came to post this same thing. I’ll be getting married at 4pm.
Congrats on never getting secks again.
On the real... 2 Corinthians 5:17 says “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.”
Congrats on never getting secks again.
On the real... 2 Corinthians 5:17 says “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Who the frick gets married at 5:30??
Doomed from the start
Doomed from the start
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to MorbidTheClown
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rule 1 the one with the cooter is always right
rule 2 refer to rule 1
Sad sad sad
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:25 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
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Any advice on how to make it last?
The marriage?
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:27 pm to Conner4real
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Stay in shape
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You can’t be happily married to someone who doesn’t make ur dick hard
This is the OT. They love fat chicks.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:28 pm to Norbert
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This is the OT. They love fat chicks.
That's true.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:29 pm to TDsngumbo
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This is the OT. They love fat chicks.
That's true.
i seent it !
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:30 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
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Getting Married in 3 hours. Sitting in bar now. Any advice to make it last?
Stop siting in bars!
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:30 pm to stapuffmarshy
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how to make it not last
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sitting in a bar
She's getting dressed and shite. Literally kicked me out of our B&B. Really no option for me. Plus, she said GTFO and go to bar until 430.
She's an engineer they think differently.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 2:35 pm to Tulane_STEM_ALUM
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She's an engineer
Sounds ugly
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