re: getting kicked out of a strip club

Fraternity Big Brother-Little Brother night at some titty bar on Plank Road. ~150 fratstars and three or four old degenerate pervs crammed into this tiny joint. All the strippers were hideous except one named Sherry who was beautiful. When the others came out we would holler for Sherry and they would get pissed. One of the guys gave Sherry something and she was tripping balls.

Another time, bachelor party at that place in NO East. Fairly attractive stripper gave the guest of honor a nekkid table dance. She had a piercing down there and took off his glasses and hung them on the ring. It was weird as frick.

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I assume you're referring to Sugars? I frequently inhabited that place in the mid-90s. I gave "BJ" enough $1 bills to pay her rent

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Interesting place. A friend of mine used to date one of the dancers there who worked as a personal trainer during the day.

They had a bouncer we called Barbarian because he looked like the wrestler of the same name. This dude was being pretty belligerent and Barbarian was trying to be calm until the guy burned him with a cigarette. Never in my life have I ever seen such an arse whoopin like the one Barbarian put on this guy.

I was 20 when I went to the club and the door man never bothered to check the back of my military ID for the brithdate. He basically said, "Eh, you're old enough to drink".

About 6 years ago one of my biggest clients(60 year old dirty old man with more money than god) wanted to go to the Horseshoe in Bossier. Dude blows about 100k there annually and gets the red carpet treatment

About 3am he was done and wanted to go to Larry Flynts. I could barely stay awake but anyways I was getting some titties in my face while he took some chick in the private room.

About 10 minutes later his chick runs out and grabs me and says my friends a sick piece of shite and for us to GTFO or she’s calling the cops

He was too drunk to say what happened and I never found out. Probably best that way

That place was trashy AF. At least he paid for my dances

How does anyone eat food at a strip club?

Some shite hole on old hwy 80 east out of Shreveport, I was drunk and pulled money out of my pocket, some $20's fell on the floor and a skank grabbed one or two.

I said "give me my money you F%%&ing whore"

Bouncer (huge guy)grabs me by the neck and pins me against the wall, my buddy gets a running start and hits him as hard as he can in the jaw. Staggers the big bastard.

We take off running with him chasing us to the parking lot where we play chicken around cars for 10-15 minutes. He was pissed and wanted to kick our asses

We finally got in our car and took off laughing all the way home. Good Times

Late 90’s, down in New Orleans with some fraternity brothers. Started at Pat O’s, never had a hurricane before so I didn’t know how potent they were. Drank 7 of them in about 2 hours. Went to Maiden Voyage and was next to the stage. Girl comes out and starts dancing, I proceed to puke solid red from the hurricanes in front of her. Go to the bathroom to clean up and sit in the breezeway. Bouncer comes up and says “you okay, buddy?” I said sure am. He then said “good then, your outta here”. I go outside and lay down on the sidewalk in front of the club as people are walking over me. One even said “Man, you did it right”. Can’t believe nothing happened to me then. My friends were still inside, getting the lap dance I was supposed to get. Good times!

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cold blooded

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This response is underappreciated

Idk about thrown out, but years ago went to one of the grossest strip clubs in the world called Godiva's in Greenville, sc with some buddys one night. Im not much of a strip club guy but i went anyway. It was a BYOB club so we walk in with a giant igloo chest cooler full of pbr tallboys. That night they had a dancer that kept coming out that had to be every day of 8 1/2 months pregnant, she was huge. I was horrified and let me tell you there was no shortage of guys up there tossing wads of cash at her. Just nasty

So anyway we sat there for a couple hours getting trashed and my friends kept harrassing me because i wanted zero contact with any of the girls. We're finally about to go and my buddy pays some total crackhead looking whore $20 to give me a lap dance. I cringed my way through it and we left. I got outside and noticed a half dollar size splotch of period blood on my chest where she had grinded on me. Im fairly germophobic and completely lost my shite. I dont remember how i explained walking in at 1am shirtless to my wife but it was the most dumbass sounding lie ever told. She was pissed off for like a week

I went to a strip club on bourbon street with a friend who was incredibly drunker than I thought he was at the time. He went to the back to get a lap dance and about 5 minutes later he was being dragged out by two bouncers right in front of me. I obviously asked him what happened and he said the stripper was preforming a handstand with her legs on his shoulders and he “ couldn’t control himself”. Apparently while she was shaking it in his face he punched his tongue somewhere it should not have gone. The stripper freaked out. Guys lucky he isn’t in jail and I haven’t talked to him in 10 years.

Everyone on the OT gets kicked out for throwing too much money. The rest of the club feels poor and asks for them to get thrown out