re: getting kicked out of a strip club

Was up in the Boston area for some training and a vendor took us out for a night. The vendor's sales rep was a young guy, as were the 3 of us from my company. It turned out to be a long, crazy night.

At the end of the night, he took us to a titty bar and had a shite ton of dollar bills for us. I was absolutely ripped by this point so I took my dollars and was sitting by the stage. Between the ridiculous amount of alcohol consumed and the beautiful woman dancing naked in front of me, I was basically in a hypnotic state. She came over and was shaking a big ole beautiful arse in my face and, without any thought or hesitation, my right hand jerked up and smacked the ever loving shite out of that gorgeous pooper. She definitely went home with a handprint on her arse that night.

She freaked the frick out, obviously. Bouncer kicked us all out. I tried apologizing to her but she was having none of it.

I still work with a couple of those guys, albeit they're in other parts of the country. When we happen to get together for meetings and such, they are sure to remind me, and whomever is around, of the story.