getting kicked out of a strip club

Nope, Not one good storue.

Yes.

Was at a bachelor party. There were a group of people who were meeting the group I was with later on at the penthouse in New Orleans (well before it was the penthouse).

I have no idea why this happened, but one of the guys who just got there with the other group, was in the middle of the group.. He decides to throw a quarter on stage. Stripper gets PISSED. She asked who did it, no one said anything and they kicked all of us out.

Friend went up to the stage with a wad of cash...then reached into his pocket, pulled out a bunch of change and dropped it on the stage. Bouncers grabbed us pretty quick.

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He said good stories.

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one of the guys who just got there with the other group, was in the middle of the group.. He decides to lick her FUPA. Stripper gets PISSED. She asked who licked my FUPA, no one said anything and they kicked all of us out.

Bachelor party night. We were in a hole in the wall dive strip club. Maybe 1 set of teeth between all the dancers. We were waiting for the rest of our group to show up before we started bar hopping. Girl gets up on the bar and is every bit of 170 lbs. This is back in the 90s when the movie Shamoo came out. My buddy starts hollering “Free Shamoo!” Girl got so pissed. We all got kicked out. Kinda felt bad that night. Still kinda feel bad. But oh well.

About 40 something years ago we went to the LSU Bama game and the Tigers lost 30 to 0. We almost had to fight our way out of the stadium. We were all young and wasted. We stopped at a strip club and later got kicked out because one of our buddies was molesting a stripper. We had a parking ticket on the wiper blade so we stopped at a police station to pay the ticket. They asked how old we were and most of us were 18 and 19. The drinking age in Bama was 21 and we didn't know it. The cops got ugly and threatened to throw all of us in jail. We told them that Louisiana had an 18 yr. old limit. Didn't matter. I told one of the cops that I was never coming back to Alabama again and he told me that I was the kind of person they were trying to keep out. We still had a blast.

Once I "woke up" when a stripper gave me a 1-2 across the face. Ha. I was blacked out I dont remember. Then got escorted out. Argued with like 5 bouncers that I wasnt walking off the lot where it was "dark and out of the lot camera view". Told them i'll wait for my buds to come out by the car. Fun times...

Two trashy stories: group of friends went to the old strip club on Tom drive. Girl had tampon string hanging out of bikini. Friend told her I’ll give you a $1 to tuck that back in. She went to the back and pulled it out. Came back and stuffed it in his beer. Same night 2 asian strippers threw punches with each other at the bar.

Second CSB: 7-8 buddies went to trashy strip club on airline. All of us were hammered. Buddy bought me a private room with a fatty. She walked in and I said nope. Walked outside and threw up. Came back in through the back and my buddy was cooking chicken in their kitchen. Another buddy threw up on the second stage. We got kicked out. I miss college.

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Girl had tampon string hanging out of bikini. Friend told her I’ll give you a $1 to tuck that back in. She went to the back and pulled it out. Came back and stuffed it in his beer.

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cold blooded