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Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:00 pm to lsudave1
Tailgating before the 2004 LSU-UGA game.
Some UGA rednecks threw a garter snake into our tailgate area. I specifically remember one guy telling us to "get back to the swamp, you frickin' coonasses". For a brief moment, my friends and I began drunkenly throwing punches with these guys.
After a few seconds, this enormous, older UGA fan bear-hugged me from behind and said, "Son, if you and your boys stay cool, we'll make sure those guys don't bother you. You better stay cool. Let's have a good game today."
Fight broke up quickly. Only problem the rest of the day was the damn game.
Some UGA rednecks threw a garter snake into our tailgate area. I specifically remember one guy telling us to "get back to the swamp, you frickin' coonasses". For a brief moment, my friends and I began drunkenly throwing punches with these guys.
After a few seconds, this enormous, older UGA fan bear-hugged me from behind and said, "Son, if you and your boys stay cool, we'll make sure those guys don't bother you. You better stay cool. Let's have a good game today."
Fight broke up quickly. Only problem the rest of the day was the damn game.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:06 pm to OWLFAN86
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I was responding to chris have to dumb it down for him
Fair enough. Chris has some problems.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:13 pm to lsudave1
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And the fact that you are saying this on a message board under the guise of inconspicuosity shows that you have no integrity or dignity
And this tells me that you don't know what integrity and dignity even mean.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:25 pm to lsudave1
I'm 43 and I've gotten in 2 "altercations" in the last 15 years...both had to do with a guy getting too friendly with my wife.
One I just grabbed him by the arm and said if he touches my wife again I'll beat him so bad his family will disown him. The other I took the cigarette out of his mouth and threw it in his face. Punches were never thrown.
One I just grabbed him by the arm and said if he touches my wife again I'll beat him so bad his family will disown him. The other I took the cigarette out of his mouth and threw it in his face. Punches were never thrown.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:15 am to OweO
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Not since I became a mature adult. While it would take a lot for me to do so, I would give up the shoes before I would fight in public over them..
I’d love to hear about all the physical altercations you’ve been in
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:24 am to lsudave1
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Now, I know bar fights are always going to be the cliche answer to this, but have any of you baws ever gotten in a fight in a public place? I was usually quite demure when in a bar room and was never one to start a fight, however I did get in a grand altercation once about ten years ago at the Cortana Mall over a pair of Jordan’s that were 60% off. Both myself and my opponent ended up battered and bloodied, but lo! I came away with the sneakers.
If you are a grown man and use the word "demure" to describe yourself you definitely need to avoid violence at all cost.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:26 am to OWLFAN86
The way that dude trolls you is approaching an art form. It’s one of my favorite things on this site
Posted on 12/22/18 at 1:48 am to lsudave1
Every damn time I go to sonic there are assholes there fighting, almost like they came to sonic specifically for that.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:11 am to lsudave1
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at the Cortana Mall over a pair of Jordan’s that were 60% off.
Subtle you are black brag?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:31 am to Choctaw
I have a buddy in his 50’s who decided to have a mid life crisis and date a Vegas stripper. I told him it was a huge mistake. They are at one of those big pool party events standing in a line and some drunk baw grabs her arse. He hauls off and decks the guy. One would think that was a reasonable response. Now for the rest of the story.
Casino security snatches him up and lays a pretty decent beat down on him. None of the witnesses saw the arse grab so he gets arrested. Guy he decked claims neck injury and sues him and casino for a gazillion bucks. He has to hire civil and criminal lawyers to fight the charges. He has a ton of work trouble because of the pending criminal charges and almost gets fired over it. Three years and ten thousand dollars later it all finally clears up. Stripper girlfriend is long gone at this point. He will be the first to tell you that short of defending your life, a physical altercation is the last thing you want.
Casino security snatches him up and lays a pretty decent beat down on him. None of the witnesses saw the arse grab so he gets arrested. Guy he decked claims neck injury and sues him and casino for a gazillion bucks. He has to hire civil and criminal lawyers to fight the charges. He has a ton of work trouble because of the pending criminal charges and almost gets fired over it. Three years and ten thousand dollars later it all finally clears up. Stripper girlfriend is long gone at this point. He will be the first to tell you that short of defending your life, a physical altercation is the last thing you want.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:33 am to lsudave1
Always best to walk away. You dont know what the other guy is capable of. You also dont know if he is such a pussy that one punch will really frick him up. You could end up dead or in some legal trouble.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:36 am to lsudave1
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This post was edited on 2/7/21 at 11:25 am
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:49 am to lsudave1
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over a pair of Jordan’s that were 60% off
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:52 am to cave canem
quote:I was thinking the exact same thing
If you are a grown man and use the word "demure" to describe yourself you definitely need to avoid violence at all cost.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:56 am to lsudave1
I’m not from Chackbay, I don’t do this
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:06 am to lsudave1
Are you proud of being a trashy frick?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 9:50 am to floyd of pink
I can’t believe no one has brought up a stadium fight yet, there has to be some good trashy stories about those and they are the worst. Nothing freaking worse then sitting on a bleacher seat trying to stay in between a fight between two drunk idiots and the girls you are with.
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