Started By
Message

re: Getting a urinal installed at my house

Posted on 11/11/14 at 10:31 am to
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 10:31 am to
quote:

I would only get one of the ones that goes all the way to the floor and is wide enough to accommodate wayward streams.


Google Jap shitter.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 10:32 am to
Cons:It's trashy as hell
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 10:34 am to
quote:

And pubes... there are always random pubes on every urinal.


Who are these low-rent frickers who shed like a Himalayan cat every time they unzip their fly?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 10:48 am to
If your guests piss on your floor, re-evaluate who you invite over.

Neighbor got one in the garage/man cave. Love it.

Would not install in a house bath. No need.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117177 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:02 am to
quote:

would usually leave blood stains where my piss hit the floor


You might want to get that checked out.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22209 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:09 am to
I have a friend who is a Bama fan and he's got the AU logo dead center of the urinal in his bathroom
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22209 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Who are these low-rent frickers who shed like a Himalayan cat every time they unzip their fly?


Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
7049 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Best money I ever spent. I used to come home drunk and miss the toilet a lot. And it wouldn't be that big of an issue except we had a carpeted bathroom and I would usually leave blood stains where my piss hit the floor. It saved my marriage, no exaggeration.


Congrats on the saved marriage. Coming home drunk and shitting in the closet has put on a strain on mine. My wife started laying the floor with plastic sheets but I almost suffocated when I passed out and got rolled up in it. Any ideas?
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15871 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:25 am to
quote:

they will end up leaving a piss puddle on your floor


I never understand this... How hard is it to keep everything in the urinal??
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I would usually leave blood stains where my piss hit the floor.


huh?
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5504 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:29 am to
My soon to be father-in-law had one installed a couple years ago. I only pee in that when I'm at their house, even when I'm on a different floor.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Coming home drunk and shitting in the closet has put on a strain on mine


"Never shite while you're drunk", we've all heard these words of wisdom, but they're easier to say than to live by. My suggestion would be a pain-killer addiction. It'll get your bowels stopped up to the point where you only shite twice a month. With a little luck and some help from the man upstairs, these shits will occur when you are sober and preferably at work.

You're welcome.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25351 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:30 am to
OP this seems like a terrible idea, I know whenever I pee at one of those things there is always a puddle of piss underneath it , or one of those plastic pads soaked in piss.

So good luck with all that
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23350 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:31 am to
My cousin has one in his barn. Its just in the corner with a shower curtain for anyone who needs privacy.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:33 am to
quote:

And it wouldn't be that big of an issue except we had a carpeted bathroom and I would usually leave blood stains where my piss hit the floor. It saved my marriage, no exaggeration
why the hell would you have carpeted a bathroom. That is so gross.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:41 am to
Because they're easier to vacuum.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:42 am to
Just piss in the sink.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14688 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 11:43 am to
I've been a plumbing manufacturer's sales rep for 18 years. There are a few things to think about.

1. The bigger the urinal, the heavier. There are plate type carriers that you can install in the wall to screw the urinal hanger to, in order to make the installation stable. You will need to get the correct carrier to use with stud walls. Some have steel legs that go to the floor, but you don't necessarily need them.

2. If you are installing the urinal on a 4" stud wall, you most likely will have to use an exposed flush valve on a top spud urinal. There probably won't be room in the wall for a concealed flush valve/back spud urinal, which would be a cleaner look. There are many different types of flush valves, from manual operated, to sensor operated using either batteries or a transformer. While not as big a deal with urinal flush valves, water volume can be a problem. The inlet stop on the flush valve will be 3/4" IPS for a 3/4" supply, (1" on water closets) and if your bathroom is supplied with a 1/2" water line, the flush valve may not work properly/consistently.

3. Waterless urinals stink no matter what you do, so don't consider them as a solution to any of these issues. I can't imagine any reputable contractor would recommend them for a residence, but if they do, say no!

4. There are urinals now that are designed to work on as little water as a pint per flush. If you consider this, make sure the urinal and flush valve are matched. You don't want a urinal designed to work on 1.0 or 1.5 gpf, and a pint flush valve, or vice versa.

I'm in Arkansas, so not selling you anything, but will be glad to help you avoid a pitfall if I can.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 12:08 pm to

Enjoy fishing the gum out....
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45991 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

3. Waterless urinals stink no matter what you do, so don't consider them as a solution to any of these issues. I can't imagine any reputable contractor would recommend them for a residence, but if they do, say no!


Truth, the sports bar where I watch LSU games has those and it always reeks of piss in there and the bathroom is spotless early in the evening.

quote:

Getting a urinal installed at my house


How much for one of those european arse washers?
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram