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Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:04 pm to JiminyCricket
Thanksgiving day updates are absolutely required. I don't know if I could even speak to him with a straight face. If true, that's going to be an epic story.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:11 pm to JiminyCricket
Ho-Lee shite, lol.
You have a job to do, sir. We will need constant updates once the festivities begin.
You have a job to do, sir. We will need constant updates once the festivities begin.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:13 pm to Mr Roboto
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I’m dreading going back to Louisiana and visiting my maga in laws. May just call in sick
Pussy
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:16 pm to OlGrandad
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I make a motion the winner of the Thanksgiving family thread is JiminyCricket and the battle for second place will continue through the holidays.
Hold on a second, definitely a healthy lead, but let’s see if he has the grit to stick it through till the end. Don’t give the crown away before we get a conclusion. Follow through is important. We need all the deets, well written prose, and punchy delivery.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:17 pm to JiminyCricket
My family can't touch this shite. Have room for 2 more?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:40 pm to JiminyCricket
This is my official request to sticky this thread.
It should the tOfficial Turkey Day In-Game Thread.
It should the tOfficial Turkey Day In-Game Thread.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:43 pm to JiminyCricket
You better check yourself brah - might be on same branch.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:46 pm to LSUballs
This thread is like putting up the christmas lights in mid nov.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:46 pm to JiminyCricket
Maybe they will masturbate in the bathroom with the speaker on.
Did I read a thread here about that one year?
Was it an infant monitor or some sort of iPhone/Apple TV loop?
I can’t quite remember the exact details, but I think it was some combination of a speaker, a cell phone, and somebody choking their chicken on Thanksgiving.
Did I read a thread here about that one year?
Was it an infant monitor or some sort of iPhone/Apple TV loop?
I can’t quite remember the exact details, but I think it was some combination of a speaker, a cell phone, and somebody choking their chicken on Thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:50 pm to PalmettoPlayer13
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My grandfather said "looks like a hog farm" about her and the bridesmaids AT my brothers wedding in May.
I hope he starts making hog noises randomly when he’s in the same room as her and everyone chalks it up to senility
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:51 pm to JiminyCricket
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I forgot one of the funniest parts!
He stayed with my folks for awhile in between divorce and crossing the pacific. He left all his stuff, including his dog, at their house. My wife and I were over there and she was taking a shower upstairs after a workout. She wanted to borrow a sweatshirt out of my old closet (the room he was staying in) but when she opened it, she found his bag laying there opened. Inside it contained needles, some stuff he was obviously injecting and a massive black dildo complete with balls. We haven’t told mom it’s up there because I think she’d actually have a stroke.
I think I know what triggered the divorce.
Have you considered inviting your former aunt?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:58 pm to Tiger Ryno
Is it though?
It would be an absolute travesty if this thread got buried before Turkey Day proper.
It would be an absolute travesty if this thread got buried before Turkey Day proper.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:10 pm to SpotCheckBilly
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Have you considered inviting your former aunt?
100%. She’s going visit their son in California though. I always liked her a lot. My wife and her get along super well. Wish she could make it.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:13 pm to Roman Candle Tag
In fairness to Ryno, I am a bit early a whole week out. I could’ve held out a few more days but figured I’d share with you fellas.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:25 pm to JiminyCricket
This has the potential to be the all time best. Better not be trolling.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:31 pm to PalmettoPlayer13
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white trash who will go thru a pack of cigs and 6 pack of wine coolers.
What’s her number?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:32 pm to JiminyCricket

Holy shite, baw. You win.
All I have to counter with is a crackhead sibling and a fair amount undiagnosed mental illness across the rest of us. No comparison.
We're gonna need hourly updates and potentially a live stream.
Happy TG!

Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:44 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:It will get shite canned
Ill be starting the thread Sunday.
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