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re: Getting a jump on the annual Thanksgiving family thread

Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5195 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:04 pm to
I’ll be back. I honestly hope he does show up.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:04 pm to
Thanksgiving day updates are absolutely required. I don't know if I could even speak to him with a straight face. If true, that's going to be an epic story.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25333 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:11 pm to
Ho-Lee shite, lol.

You have a job to do, sir. We will need constant updates once the festivities begin.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25333 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:13 pm to
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I’m dreading going back to Louisiana and visiting my maga in laws. May just call in sick


Pussy
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25333 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:16 pm to
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I make a motion the winner of the Thanksgiving family thread is JiminyCricket and the battle for second place will continue through the holidays.


Hold on a second, definitely a healthy lead, but let’s see if he has the grit to stick it through till the end. Don’t give the crown away before we get a conclusion. Follow through is important. We need all the deets, well written prose, and punchy delivery.
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1077 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:17 pm to
My family can't touch this shite. Have room for 2 more?
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1509 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:40 pm to
This is my official request to sticky this thread.
It should the tOfficial Turkey Day In-Game Thread.
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:43 pm to
You better check yourself brah - might be on same branch.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105895 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:46 pm to
This thread is like putting up the christmas lights in mid nov.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
18611 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:46 pm to
Maybe they will masturbate in the bathroom with the speaker on.

Did I read a thread here about that one year?

Was it an infant monitor or some sort of iPhone/Apple TV loop?

I can’t quite remember the exact details, but I think it was some combination of a speaker, a cell phone, and somebody choking their chicken on Thanksgiving.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17552 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:50 pm to
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My grandfather said "looks like a hog farm" about her and the bridesmaids AT my brothers wedding in May.


I hope he starts making hog noises randomly when he’s in the same room as her and everyone chalks it up to senility
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7665 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:51 pm to
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I forgot one of the funniest parts!

He stayed with my folks for awhile in between divorce and crossing the pacific. He left all his stuff, including his dog, at their house. My wife and I were over there and she was taking a shower upstairs after a workout. She wanted to borrow a sweatshirt out of my old closet (the room he was staying in) but when she opened it, she found his bag laying there opened. Inside it contained needles, some stuff he was obviously injecting and a massive black dildo complete with balls. We haven’t told mom it’s up there because I think she’d actually have a stroke.


I think I know what triggered the divorce.

Have you considered inviting your former aunt?
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1509 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:58 pm to
Is it though?
It would be an absolute travesty if this thread got buried before Turkey Day proper.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5195 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5195 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:10 pm to
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Have you considered inviting your former aunt?



100%. She’s going visit their son in California though. I always liked her a lot. My wife and her get along super well. Wish she could make it.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5195 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:13 pm to
In fairness to Ryno, I am a bit early a whole week out. I could’ve held out a few more days but figured I’d share with you fellas.
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1878 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:25 pm to
This has the potential to be the all time best. Better not be trolling.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2775 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:31 pm to
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white trash who will go thru a pack of cigs and 6 pack of wine coolers.


What’s her number?
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
876 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:32 pm to


Holy shite, baw. You win.

All I have to counter with is a crackhead sibling and a fair amount undiagnosed mental illness across the rest of us. No comparison.

We're gonna need hourly updates and potentially a live stream.

Happy TG!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82644 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:44 pm to
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Ill be starting the thread Sunday.

It will get shite canned
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