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Geographic Breakdown of Ouachita Parish

Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:29 pm
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4460 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:29 pm
Tired of out-of-towners lumping everything In Ouachita as Monroe so I thought I'd make it easier for you:

Eastside of the parish is all Ouachita High and consists primarily of Lakeshore and Swartz areas. These folks are very insecure and hate Neville and especially West Monroe. Softball is their flagship sport. North of Monroe is Sterlington, booming white flight area that's experienced recent success at the HS level. Monroe proper is two separate entities. The Garden District / River Oaks old money props up Neville and keeps it above the quagmire called the Monroe City School System. When those alums die off I'm afraid Neville will go down the tubes. Very proud bunch. Southside Monroe is everything below US 80 / I-20 and consists of Carroll, Wossman and Richwood. Lot of athletes, crappy schools and HIGH crime. Avoid after dark. Crossing the river is West Monroe. Used to be cowboys and paper mill folk mostly. Folks passed a west side tax that improved all the schools and the white flight into West Monroe kicked into high gear. Don Shows came along and the self esteem of an entire community elevated. Antique Alley is the old downtown area on the river. West Ouachita is south and west in the parish and is a rural but nice school, limited athletically but respectable. Fed by Calhoun and Woodlawn areas.
And then there is Bawcomville. Used to be mostly paper mill families but now primarily low end rental properties, meth heads and the occasional pentecostal. It's nestled between West Monroe and Cheniere Lake, to the southwest. Another place to avoid after dark unless you are trying to score something illicit.
So next time you want to criticize Monroe, now you can be specific. We're used to it lol.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:30 pm to
Nomination for most pointless thread
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58306 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:31 pm to
How about a paragraphic breakdown
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1785 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:32 pm to
Nomination seconded. Sadly, OP is not running unopposed.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2292 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:33 pm to
A shitty thread for a shitty parish
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1790 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:33 pm to
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Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55979 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:34 pm to
this thread is random as hell....but is a good and accurate breakdown of the area.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101295 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:35 pm to
I'm holding out for the Morehouse Parish breakdown.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15875 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:35 pm to
I opened this thread expecting to see a map.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Ouachita Parish


Who?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:35 pm to
Traffic is manageable and most of the public schools are average to above average. Ouachita > EBR.
Posted by Nitrogen
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2016
3870 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:35 pm to
Never heard of it
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:36 pm to
I spend about 0.0% of my time thinking about Monroe
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:37 pm to
I read that as Outchea Parish
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:37 pm to
This is awesome. Next can someone give us a breakdown on Vicksburg or some other POS city that no one cares about unless they live there?
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1785 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:37 pm to
But is it Muhn-row or Mahn-row!!??
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:37 pm to
Somebody do Ellick.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:40 pm to
DGAF about hick North Louisiana
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 10:40 pm to
If you think this is good, Concordia vs Catahoula is a real hoot
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