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re: Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:42 pm to madamsquirrel
Holy shite balls batman! You are very comfortable with it that’s awesome! My wife would strangle her.. to make matters worse she would call 50 times a day when my wife and I got together.
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:47 pm to Tear It Up
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Platinum Plus in Memphis ruined me for life, because no other strip club will live up to that place.
I never got a lap dance there that didn't include at least a handjob. Got a couple blowjobs (with rubbers) and fricked one once in the VIP room.
Also there were several girls that provided "takeout" which meant they would meet you at a hotel later for a fee. I never took one up on this because I was always concerned that their crackhead boyfriend might be waiting the the room to rob me.
I believe Platinum Plus got shut down for running drugs and gun about a decade again now, right? Heard some wild stories about that place.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:55 pm to Fishwater
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I believe Platinum Plus got shut down for running drugs and gun about a decade again now, right? Heard some wild stories about that place.
Drugs, money laundering, and prostitution.
It was crazy. They would have girls fly in just to work Friday and Saturday nights. There would be close to 100 girls there.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:00 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
They pay me to tell you to GTFO.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:38 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Raw dog anal and finished inside. Only cost me 3.50
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:26 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?
I fricked a stripper in Rio without a condom and then licked her arse, which tasted shitty. I think i got pneumonia from licking the arse. Look it up; you can get pneumonia from that shite.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:40 pm to phutureisyic
Was going to say the same. Got one pregnant..
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:47 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I got all the way down to the bare wood. Then grinded it down to a smooth surface. Splashed my stain all over it. Wiped it down, over and over until I had a glistening shine. What a night!
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:52 pm to FightingTigers138
Licking a strippers arse in Brazil??? What’s wrong with you??? No wonder you got sick.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:55 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Sucked on a titty nipple.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:57 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
fricked a girl who was a stripper but it wasn't at the strip club.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:57 pm to lsuson
quote:Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Licking a strippers arse in Brazil??? What’s wrong with you???
Posted on 5/14/19 at 12:20 am to Russ337
A buddy of mine got one pregnant. He fell for the 'I can't get pregnant' line. I'm honestly shocked it took them that long to reproduce. This was some 15 years ago and even me being as young as he was I knew that line was bullshite....
Posted on 5/14/19 at 12:40 am to dupergreenie
I've known so many strippers. fricked them, gotten bj's. Some of them wanted to frick but they were in jail. One stripper basically sexually assaulted me at a comedy show then demanded that a I frick her a-hole - which I did. Another stripper got fired from her job and took off with me to a hotel, turned out to be a squirter. Never contracted any incurable diseases. shite, so many stories, this is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm not talking OT 3's the squirter looked like Gauge, the a-hole chick looked like Cheryl Crow. . Never paid for it. Yea, my younger years were a bit crazy.
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 1:35 am
Posted on 5/14/19 at 1:30 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I did have on lick stick outside of my jeans, she was wearing lipstick and the crotch of my jeans were painted red when I left the back room
Posted on 5/14/19 at 2:06 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I PayPal'd her $5 so she could pay out her quota and come home to her damn kids.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 2:31 am to phutureisyic
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Had two kids with one.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 7:04 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Left the bar, went back to her place. We were both wasted and I ended up passing out. That morning, we woke up and started fooling around before I left. Condom was within arms reach, but I said frick it and went in raw. Got up to leave, only to find a note on my car that said "congrats you have herpes. You shouldn't bang random strippers you meet at the club". I was dumbfounded and looked at her while she was standing in her door way with no shirt on, saying it was her neighbor that is jealous of her and wants to sleep with her. 2 days later, the q tip was in my penis, and test was negative. Moral of this story, don't raw dog a stripper
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:27 am to dbuchanon
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You dont think the stripper is more inclined to make you wrap it up being they gotta stay in "stripper shape" to get that $$? Serious question
Speed, coke, and or heroin is usually their method for staying in "shape." A stripper with healthy weight is probably new to the game or in rehab.
There are different tiers of strippers too. The successful travelling ones who often double as porn stars are in a different category. I'm assuming average strippers in this thread.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:33 am to yellowfin
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You mean the bloodhound gang song?
man, his comment took me back some years thinking about that album 
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