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Posted on 9/29/24 at 7:43 am to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76570 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 7:43 am to
I believed my mom when she told me that touching the fade/balance dials on the car radio would make it blow up. I never once questioned why a car manufacturer would implement such a thing.

I also thought the “no passing zone” or “do not pass” signs meant we couldn’t go any farther. It blew my mind that mom was such a rebel.
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41788 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 8:34 am to
When I was little I would walk the beaches with my grandfather in Destin finding the coolest sea shells .Fast forward 30 years and was walking the beach with my kids and some family and made a comment I wonder why we don’t see the cool shells all over the beach anymore. My sister then told me it was because my grandfather would go to Alvin island and buy a bunch of shells and toss them ahead of time before we made the walk.
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
1501 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 9:20 am to
When my daughter was maybe 6 YO, we toured the White House (late 90's when you could still do this). We told her a dozen times, "go to the bathroom now, there are no bathrooms on the White House tour", every bathroom we passed on the way "go to the bathroom now, there are no bathrooms on the White House tour".

As we are standing in line she asks "If there's no bathrooms in the White House, where does the President go?"


Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6940 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 9:24 am to
I said "two peas in a pot" until I was like 20 and was finally corrected.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1421 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 9:32 am to
quote:

It blew my mind that mom was such a rebel


My dad and my grandpa always abided by the speed limit so I thought you physically could not go any faster than 55 on the interstate. Blew my mind the first time a car flew past us.
Posted by Pascal59
Pine Belt
Member since Jun 2024
62 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 10:37 am to
A couple of my earliest memories

Looking at a map during a weather report and thinking the great lakes was a strange drawing of a girl lying on her back.

Looking at the moon and thinking there was a rabbit in it.
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2306 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Similarly, I was always confused why Army football team got their asses kicked by other colleges.


That one still confuses me
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1362 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 10:49 am to
My Dad was a school board member. When he said he had a meeting, I thought that him amd the other members played on the see saws at the school that I went to. Whenever I was by the see saws, I would point at them and tell my friends "that's where my Dad has his school board meetings".
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39869 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:16 am to
I feared watermelons would really start growing inside me if I ate the seeds.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21373 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:04 pm to
I was about 7 when Watergate was happening. I asked my parents what it was all about and they told me I would understand it when I was older which is the same thing they told me about sex. I grew up thinking that Watergate was a sex scandal.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3934 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:23 pm to
Boys couldn't have babies.
Posted by RonLaFlamme
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
1858 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:54 pm to
Goats were male sheep
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31997 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 1:07 pm to
Having grown up with typically racist white parents during The 60's, I thought darker black people were dumber than lighter shaded folks.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31997 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

I used to think if it was raining outside it was raining everywhere
Is that a Biblical thing?
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9524 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 1:58 pm to
When I figured out north/south/etc. based on where I lived, I used to look up at clouds from the house that were NW of me and assumed those were over Washington state. I lived in Tara in Baton Rouge.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
10437 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 3:11 pm to
In Toto's song Africa I thought the line was "I watched the braves down in africa" and couldn't figure out why you'd go to Africa to watch a Braves game.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 3:21 pm to
When I was about 8 I asked my mom what the towers with the blinking lights were for. She, thinking I meant the lights, said so the airplanes don’t hit them.

So I spent a few years thinking towers were being built just so airplanes didn’t hit them.

I wasn’t a very smart kid.
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