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Funny stories about kids
Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:51 am
Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:51 am
My kids make me laugh all the time. My youngest just turned 2, and last night, I was helping her get dressed before bed. Normally, she's a tornado that cannot be slowed down. But as I was bent over helping her get her pants on, she was unusually still, enough for me to think, "Why is she making this so easy?". No later than that thought, she rips an adult fart in my face, and immediately lets out a huge belly laugh. It made it funnier for me because I don't think she'd laughed at a fart before that, but she laughed for a solid minute.
To all the hardworking dads out there, I know some of us get a bad rap, but I appreciate the sacrifices you make for your family. I just hope that your not too busy to enjoy making memories with the little ones, even if they fart in your face
Anyone got some funny stories about their kids?
To all the hardworking dads out there, I know some of us get a bad rap, but I appreciate the sacrifices you make for your family. I just hope that your not too busy to enjoy making memories with the little ones, even if they fart in your face
Anyone got some funny stories about their kids?
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Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:55 am to Question
First time I ever changed a diaper my son pissed right in my face. I learned from then on to keep that thing covered for at least a few seconds when taking off the diaper. It was as soon as I opened it up. Wife said that cold air hitting it suddenly will make them pee.
Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:55 am to Question
Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:56 am to Question
I see you're teaching your daughter some really important stuff
And props to her
And props to her
Posted on 7/1/20 at 11:57 am to Question
A child's sense of humor is the best. It is unadulterated by the world's bullshite, and is just pure funny.
Posted on 7/1/20 at 12:14 pm to Question
My five year old was butt naked and ran over to my wife and put his butt on her and farted.
She let him know real fast that he could only fart on me.
She let him know real fast that he could only fart on me.
Posted on 7/1/20 at 12:26 pm to Question
my son was about three years old and watched the live action Scooby Doo movie and then we proceeded to have about a five minute talk about the ghost burning Scooby's tail. Trying to explain that the animated dog was fine and there are no such things as ghosts and some of the questions I was asked were hilarious. My wife filmed it and still watch it from time to time when I need a good chuckle.
My son told his pediatrician at his last appointment that I farted a lot and the Dr. needed to check to make sure I was ok. My son has no filter which leads to funny moments but also can embarrass you to.
My son told his pediatrician at his last appointment that I farted a lot and the Dr. needed to check to make sure I was ok. My son has no filter which leads to funny moments but also can embarrass you to.
Posted on 7/1/20 at 12:32 pm to Question
I loved how my son scrambled the English language all the time.
Putting Christmas instruments (ornaments) on the tree.
Taking a trip to the Depot Home (Home Depot)
And after watching Meet the Parents not being able to stop him from calling everyone “Martha Focker”
Putting Christmas instruments (ornaments) on the tree.
Taking a trip to the Depot Home (Home Depot)
And after watching Meet the Parents not being able to stop him from calling everyone “Martha Focker”
Posted on 7/1/20 at 12:33 pm to Question
One time I took my 4 year old brother into the bathroom in Academy and someone was taking a nasty shite. We walk in, he starts pissing and then proceeds to gag extremely loud over and over again. He then looks at me and says "poo poo."
Posted on 7/1/20 at 12:34 pm to Question
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she rips an adult fart
My 7 year old daughter is absolutely obsessed with farts.
We drive past a sewage treatment plant that is a few miles from my house. From time to time, it gets pretty ripe and smells like, well, sewage. We drive past one day and my 5 yr old son says "eww, what is that smell?" I said, "it's the poop plant son". My daughter holds out about 5 seconds and bursts out laughing then screams "IT WAS ME. IT WAS ME. HAHAHAHA."
I don't know that I've ever heard her laugh that hard and she has a distinct laugh when she laughs really hard. So we all laughed out asses off all the way home
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:13 pm to IAmNERD
My daughter, many years ago, (no pics) was unusually quiet when we heard the toilet flush followed by hysterical laughter. And then repeated this. We go in and she sees us and then flushes again. The toilet paper roll furiously going down the toilet. You can’t be mad when your laughing.
She had/has long beautiful hair. She was still in pull-ups or naked after a bath and she would lean her head back and tickle her own arse with her hair
My 2 year old grand daughter, just the other day, starts walking to her room and then stops, turns around and comes back to me and grabs a finger to lead me to her room so we can play. I’m just a big puddle, pushover. Anything she wants.
Having kids is cool and the best thing I’ve ever done. I’m tremendously proud of who she is now. But I miss every age she has ever been. Having grandkids is even better
She had/has long beautiful hair. She was still in pull-ups or naked after a bath and she would lean her head back and tickle her own arse with her hair
My 2 year old grand daughter, just the other day, starts walking to her room and then stops, turns around and comes back to me and grabs a finger to lead me to her room so we can play. I’m just a big puddle, pushover. Anything she wants.
Having kids is cool and the best thing I’ve ever done. I’m tremendously proud of who she is now. But I miss every age she has ever been. Having grandkids is even better
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:16 pm to IAmNERD
When my daughter was about two and was potty training, she looked at me when she was finished and said, “Wipe my arse, dumb arse. “
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:23 pm to Question
My sister at 3, after receiving her Happy Meal, gets up on the chair and shouts “God damn it, McDonalds gave me the same toy again.”
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:25 pm to windshieldman
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cold air hitting it suddenly will make them pee
Still words to live by
This post was edited on 7/1/20 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:28 pm to Question
While we were at the Dr. one day, my son told the nurse we have rats in the attic. My little brother told an old guy to "shut up you blastard". Lol. My mom was horrified.
Posted on 7/1/20 at 1:34 pm to Question
When my daughter was 3, my dad called the house for me. Daughter told him I was outside, so he asked to speak to my wife. She told him she was pooping in the toilet.
My dad loved telling that story to embarrass my wife until the day he died. Wife contends she was just peeing.
My dad loved telling that story to embarrass my wife until the day he died. Wife contends she was just peeing.
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