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Funny shite you’ve seen at work.

Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:36 am
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11657 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:36 am
Years ago, Someone wrote on their food container “don’t touch” (in refrigerator). Awhile later someone evidently took the container and left a note “don’t tell me what to do”.
Damn thief lol.
Happy Friday.
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2022 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:41 am to
Somebody poured out all the sugar for the coffee and replaced it with salt. He got a few people with that one,lol.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:43 am to


Happy Friday as well.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11657 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:43 am to
That’s just evil.
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:45 am to
We had to complete CPR training and one of my coworkers cut the face off of the CPR dummy and wore it as a mask
Posted by freeasareeze
Member since Feb 2021
78 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 4:59 am to
Years ago an idiot where I was working at the time took a forklift outside and for some reason raised the forks as high as they could go and started driving in circles. The forklift tipped over and the damn fool was lucky he didn't get pinned under it.

That may fall more in the dumbass category but it was funny to me after I knew he wasn't injured
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 5:07 am to
We had a lady show up on her first day and bring her lunch. Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes, someone ate her meatloaf but left the taters.

Welcome to the corporate lunch room

Another one - We had these two hispanic girls who did clerical stuff and apparently lived together as a gay couple.

Girl one has to have some dental procedure done where they were to put her under so she had to do a pregnancy test: Yep Pregnant

All kinds of shite hit the fan over that
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 5:09 am
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21532 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:15 am to
Some plant baws brought in a live goat one Labor Day and barbecued it.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1961 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:41 am to
Someone kept clogging up the toilet so after a few straight days a note was posted on the stall door that read “Eat more vegetables”
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23917 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:46 am to
When I first started we had a Cali transplant who was a known stoner. He also loved his house plants and had a ton of them in his cube.

So me and a couple other guys went to the local hardwear store and got a punch of PVC pipe and some plastic construction sheeting and turned his cube into a green house while he was gone for a week on a Mexican cruise. It stayed that way for dang near a week after he got back until the bosses told him he had to take it down...
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 6:46 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23917 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:50 am to
We had automatic lights in the restrooms in our old bldg. They'd go off after about 15-20 mins to save energy if no movement was detected in the bathroom. I came in late one day after doing some field work and decided to hit the head before I headed home. I go in and the light came on (as expected).

All the sudden, from the back stall, I hear the voice of my Boss (who was kind of goofy, but likeable). "Oh thank goodness. I've been sitting here in the dark forever..." I replied, "No problem. Try a little more fiber man..."
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 10:46 am
Posted by LuapGibb
Walker, LA
Member since Jul 2009
540 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:51 am to
Written on the wall of a port-a-can in one of the plants.....
“How can you nasty motherf#*ckers smoke in here; I can barely eat my sandwich.”
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59615 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:51 am to
Went to a drill site in hill county Texas. Huge piece of property with a high fence. We used to have print out driving instructions. They had big bold print to keep gate closed and not harm ANY animals When I arrived gate was open and the property owner was behind me. He started berating me about the gate and I explained it was my first day there and assured him it wouldn't happen again. Get to the rig and our north louisiana co man is cleaning a hog he just killed.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19251 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:52 am to
I wasn’t there when he happened but we had some scaffold builders at a plant years ago ,hogtied a smart arse fat girl and stuffed crackers in her mouth. She sued and got paid
Posted by BayouBengal51
Forest Hill, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2006
6534 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:04 am to
Recently had a coworker who loves to talk shite, trip coming out of the elevator in our main office building, somehow manage to travel the 10 feet to the adjacent wall and fall on the table against said wall, destroying the table.

They ended up having some bruised ribs but no broken bones. We also caught it all on security footage, so yea that made the rounds in the office.

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15742 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:10 am to
This guy arrives early and brings in a huge pot of chili for the staff to enjoy. I can’t stress the pride he takes in his chili and how much hard work went into it, Then he spills the entire pot in front of reception and begins using nearby binders to shovel it off the floor back into the pot while getting it all over himself
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:16 am to
My buddy, VP of his company, was coming into work during the ice storm. Was carrying some sales samples and slips on ice in the parking lot and busts his arse. Sales samples go up in the air and fly everywhere. It looked like a comedy routine.

He gets up, dusts himself off and looks around making sure no one saw. Collects the samples and goes to his desk. Security cam footage caught the whole thing. The receptionist copies the footage and puts it up on the TV's that are all over the factory and in the sales bullpen on a loop right around lunchtime. Everyone is roaring laughing and he walks out of his office and sees it. He's actually a great guy so he got a big laugh out of it.
Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
Member since Mar 2017
1107 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:19 am to
Watched a young deer get hit outside the office n Longview while I was on the phone with the maintenance group. Told them what happened about 3 minutes a work truck pulled up and they loaded the deer. Around 2 pm the dispatcher made an announcement that there was food in the back of the yead if anyone was hungry.

SLB in longview had some interesting people there.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:23 am to
Guys was cheating on her husband who worked with the guy. They were in the farm truck fricking and didn’t know they were laying on the CB radio mic. Everyone heard it including the husband
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9354 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 7:44 am to
We put a dead iguana in a large opaque specimen jar for pathology. Heard the screams down the hall.
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