re: Funniest thing you have read on this site

Posted by CAD703X

Liberty Island

Member since Jul 2008

87285 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 7:58 am to Kafka

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GOAT thread was Picc on TheDirty.com. The comments -- people pretending to be other posters -- made my sides hurt I was laughing so hard.

Then Stout, in perhaps his finest hour, came on the OT and said he could ID all the people who had posted shite on The Dirty under phony names. People were begging not be banned -- it was absolutely glorious.

I would like to point out again as posters were self-outing themselves for fear that Rag and stout were going to doxx them that i pointed out there was no way they could do what they claimed.

This was well before they admitted they were making shite up but by then many gullible posters were running around and backtracking what they had posted.

This post was edited on 9/17/20 at 11:35 am

Posted by Crawdaddy

Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana

Member since Sep 2006

18845 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:02 am to FLObserver

That one guy with his sword that saw demons in walmart and such

Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

153928 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:08 am to TrimTab

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That guy needs to go back to bed.

That's a long-running thing with the GZM. It got lost to the darkweb because Chicken let it happen.

Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

153928 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:09 am to Kafka

quote:
Picc on TheDirty.com

quote:
7thward tuxedo fark thread

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Wasn’t there a dude amateur surveilling some Mexicans at a Wal Mart with backpacks thinking they were al qaeda?

These are all great and all-timers that belong on the Classics board.

These are some others that came to my mind while reading through the thread (and some were briefly mentioned as well):

- The original Tommy Cheeseballs thread on the M/TV Board (when someone actually got him to join the site and post)
- The original Red Leader, Standing By thread on M/TV
- MS Paint threads (M/TV and the OT)
- I missed out on the "Rocks locked in his bedroom" thread but I know that's a favorite of a lot of people
- Spanky's in-game thread when tigerhoney visited BR was pretty awesome
- iluv's thread about potential robbers at her apartment and a couple people (rmcc and someone else I think) went over there
- The old OT Rap Battles threads were pretty great for a while
- Some of the OG Doc Swole threads were pretty hilarious
- Some of the old Innis radio show threads on the MSB were incredible
- Sports2/SFP dickbag thread
- the Chris Benoit thread on the MSB (I think) with peej's poem

- the best may be the whole entirety of the Thunderdome board/tournament

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Posted by LSUBoo

Knoxville, TN

Member since Mar 2006

102562 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:09 am to CocomoLSU

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That's a long-running thing with the GZM. It got lost to the darkweb because Chicken let it happen.

Maybe he's just waiting for the right time to bring it back from the dead?

Then it could be the Great Zombie Great Zombie Manifesto.

Posted by Hogwarts

Arkansas, USA

Member since Sep 2015

18212 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:10 am to FLObserver

Remote control cricket has to be up there. I was dying

Posted by danilo

Member since Nov 2008

23458 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:13 am to dbeck

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Ya'll remember my thread about that guy who wrote the 5 page letter to that chick I was banging and the card with the crying onion? Everyone thought I was going to get murdered but I'm still here, bitches!

Did that guy commit murder and/or suicide yet?

Posted by BoogaBear

Member since Jul 2013

6515 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:15 am to Freight Joker

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A posters’ kids decapitated their yorkie in an electric reclining couch. shite everywhere.

Said he cleaned everything up, put the dog in a Wal Mart bag and put in it the freezer. Said he was going to the vet in the AM.

A poster replied, “I think we’re a little past needing a vet.”

I about died.

Present. Took the kids 3 weeks to realize the dog was gone

Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

153928 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:20 am to BoogaBear

Holy shite I am reading the "my friend fingered my dog" thread and it is pretty amazing. I can't believe I missed that one. I was all up in this shite back in 2010. ONly thing I can think of is I didn't really post from home back then, and it I was off for Thanksgiving.

But if that kid in there was serious, then that thread is incredible.

Posted by 504Voodoo

New Orleans

Member since Aug 2012

13710 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:27 am to MickeyLikesDags21

quote:
Bobcat taxidermy.

Link

Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

153928 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:29 am to 504Voodoo

I assume it is this.

Posted by AutoYes_Clown

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2012

5305 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:34 am to CocomoLSU

quote:
- MS Paint threads (M/TV and the OT)

I came here to post that the funniest were the old OT encounters / real world situation /poster re-enactments in MS Paint.

Posted by rowbear1922

Houston, TX

Member since Oct 2008

15595 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:36 am to FLObserver

Either the thread about:

Homeless on Siegan that turned into the Queen of Livingston Parish Trash and had her multiple boyfriends create usernames to white knight for her.

or #GarciaDidMyHusband

Posted by mthorn2

Planet Louisiana

Member since Sep 2007

1430 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:38 am to FLObserver

The Disney worker poster talking about his inability to get any tang....lol. I laughed for hours before beginning to think it was real. I hope he didn't off himself...

Posted by Cdawg

TigerFred's Living Room

Member since Sep 2003

60831 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:38 am to CocomoLSU

Good list Cokes.

There was one fark thread before fark board where this guy had the most amateurish clip/paste but off-the-wall farks but they were hilarious. One had little space aliens and lsu football together. There was one where a passed out polar bear drank all of Lootie's beer.

Posted by Cdawg

TigerFred's Living Room

Member since Sep 2003

60831 posts

Posted on 9/17/20 at 8:40 am to AutoYes_Clown

That was mine of Paige.