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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:56 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:56 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Just imagine, the hottest piece of arse this guy is ever going to get is a dead dude's sex doll.
It makes you wonder what he did to his/your grandmother when she died.
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 6:00 pm to chuckie
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If you’ve ever known people who worked in the funeral business…
You realize this story isn’t really a stretch of the imagination
what in the actual fluck???
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:12 pm to Shexter
Will there be an estate sale? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:16 pm to Shexter
The dude is a grade A pervert.
However, this seems like a small time crime.
Make him pay a fine and clean up sex dolls for public service hours.
However, this seems like a small time crime.
Make him pay a fine and clean up sex dolls for public service hours.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:23 pm to Shexter
It’s not a love doll. It’s a USED love doll.
*hurls
*hurls
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:23 pm to Shexter
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Ryan Smith, 41
Is 41 his age or his number of chromosomes?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:26 pm to fr33manator
Everyone knows that you clean the sex doll after each use. Rookie mistake on his part. I bet he won’t make that mistake again, the next time he goes to pick up a body and finds a sex doll.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:32 pm to 12
Hey, he tossed her a wash cloth. What else is a baw supposed to do?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:27 pm to Shexter
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A funeral home worker
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Nebraska
quote:actually, not gonna judge due to extenuating circumstances as long as bleach was used.
life-sized sex doll
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:28 pm to chuckie
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If you’ve ever known people who worked in the funeral business… You realize this story isn’t really a stretch of the imagination
Some unsavory things go down in funeral parlors. I will leave it to your imagination.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:45 pm to Shexter
That whole industry is full of weirdos
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:36 pm to N2cars
Sounds like he didn’t even take her. Just came up with a ruse to get inside the house so he could knock off a piece and leave. Hit it and quit it.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:47 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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You’ve reached a new low when you have to bang a dead guy’s sex doll. Just shoot the poor bastard and end his misery.
Had to log in just to upvote this.
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:50 am to N2cars
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That whole industry is full of weirdos
They have to be quite jaded from looking at cold, dead bodies all day.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:04 am to Shexter
I'm still having a hard time understanding... that this wasn't in Florida.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:26 am to Shexter
OK..... I'm confused a little bit. Am I reading that not only did the dude have sex with a used sex doll, but he did it with a dead body in the room along with another person there?
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Ryan Smith, 41, and a colleague were dispatched last week to a home at the Rock Creek Apartments in Omaha to collect the body of an individual who died there.
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"Near the body on the bed was a very real life size" sex doll, an investigator reported.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 9:27 am
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