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re: fr33mantor can you write a Covid-19 pome?

Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6493 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:51 pm to
quote:


there once was a virus from China, That made everyone with a vagina, Start shopping in panic,
Black white and Hispanic,
From Cali to North Carolina

Priceless.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 4:35 pm to
roses are red,
Diamonds Clearer than glass,
Right now hand sanitizer,
Can buy you some arse
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:10 pm to
why did you call me out baw?


What format did you want?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37599 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:18 pm to
I'm thinking about making a line of shirts to cash in on coronavirus...

Shirt 1
I had coronavirus before it was cool

Shirt 2
Two things are infectious about me:
- My personality
- My coronavirus

Who wants a shirt?
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Apollyon
Member since Dec 2019
2124 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:22 pm to
There once was a dumbass gnome
Who thought POEM was spelled POME.
His thread had thus said it
He copied and pasted
His life was yet wasted
For all he did was post shite from Reddit
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

why did you call me out baw?


What format did you want?



That was a compliment you’re doing great. You’ve definitely got a talent
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Apollyon



Damn baw that thread was introspective and hard hitting
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

you are a treasure.



More like fools gold.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:28 pm to
Covid-19 is here,
It is something most fear,
They buy hand sanitizer and toliet paper,
I buy beer.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

More like fools gold.



Wanna have a rap battle dear OweO,
I’ll close my good eye and still beat you like a ho,
With words it’s no stretch that I’m better than most,
And I’ve got more sick rhymes that your arse has bad posts,
You wanna have a war, I’ll turn it up to 11,
Even Jesus is thankful, there’s a stairway to heaven.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:52 pm to
Man if that was you going toe to toe with B Rabbit I think fr33mantor would be dropping the mic and fricking Brittany Murphy in the booty
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 9:55 pm to
Who the frick is B Rabbit?
Br’er Rabbit from song of the south?
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:04 pm to
Eminem I think.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:18 pm to
OweO’s no slim shady ‘cause he can’t stand up,
And he’s slippin just a sippin rhymes I’m spittin up,
And i leave behind more talent when i take a piss,
Even If I’m frickin awful I’m still better than Chris
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:43 pm to
The whole world is crying
Because China’s got disease
But I’m just out trying
To get a chick on her knees

The news has made it clear
That it was some Chinese cities
That’s making girls fear
Of unleashing their titties

Gone are the days when a beer got you laid
Now people hoard masks and nice toilet paper
The game at the bar that all men once played
Is shot all to hell and we have no chance to “buy her a nice meal”




This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 10:44 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:51 pm to
Last line fell apart there baw.

Try

“If she’s got corona, even trillhog won’t rape her.”





ETA: oh, wait...NOWi get it.

Hat’s off. That’s clever
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 10:53 pm
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:56 pm to
I knew you’d get it.
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 10:58 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

OweO’s no slim shady ‘cause he can’t stand up,
And he’s slippin just a sippin rhymes I’m spittin up,
And i leave behind more talent when i take a piss,
Even If I’m frickin awful I’m still better than Chris



Savage


Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15773 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 8:53 am to
quote:

They’ve bought up all the toilet paper,
Breathing masks and bleach,
The Media swears no one will,
Be out of Covids reach,
They say we all are goners,
That the dead will line the streets,
If we don’t vote the way they want,
Corona won’t be beat,
But I’ll just wash my hands,
Although they say the plague it looms,
But every election year,
They say we’ll meet our doom.

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