re: Found out my brother is a druggie

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my brother

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Denver

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Hate to tell you but touching ballsacks makes you a f a g. Might as well start smoking up

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Hildy: Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick, put it between your legs...jump up and down with it, those are fun!

Billy B: Hildy?

Hildy: Yeah, Billy B?

Billy B: I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of pornography, and I came across something very interesting that juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol

Hildy: Oh, she didn't like alcohol

Billy B: No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position, which...I assume is a bad position
The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. 'Jesus', apparently used to turn water into wine

Hildy: No shite?!

Billy B: Yes, and I have an idea. I'm looking around the room here I see a lot of people with Aquafina. I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here, we can take that Aquafina and turn it into wine, and take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?

Hildy: I say hey Jesus!!!

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Hildy: OK now, Billy B, this Jesus, he sounds awful talented?

Billy B: Very

Hildy: Now, do you think, you know how I make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl. Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful like, I don't know, cocaine?

Billy B: I believe he can, see? I was cruising his Wikipedia file, and as it turns out that mr Jesus was a very talented fella. He could not only clear up eczema, work..uh..work on your..your acne, fix retards, and get this: master of watersports. So I don't think that's much of a stretch

He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into cocaine, I think we can skip right over the wine. Let's take that water and turn it into tequila

Hildy: frickin A, Jesus! He's amazing!

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Sour Grapes (Legend of the Mix)

Smoking (of any kind) is so trashy. If you’re gonna use marijuana, at least do edibles.

Your bro sounds cool af. You, not so much. Don't touch me bro

Fake

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feel about gay people (I did touch my friends ballsack in 8th grade)

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Your fatal mistake here, troll. Go to bed.

I give you a 7.5.

So u had drinks ( legal) and he smoked a joint ( legal) so what’s the problem? When I read or hear druggie I think heroin meth you know real druggie drugs.

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Weed is a hundred times more trashy than alcohol

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Yea, I guess, never done weed and I do drink alcohol. Just because alcohol is more socially acceptable at this point in time doesn’t really make it better or worse.
Is Woody Harrelson sitting around smoking weed and playing poker with Matthew McConaughey who is drinking an Old Fashioned really that much different?