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re: Former porn star Mia Khalifa got engaged

Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:16 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76189 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:16 am to
DV 98
Posted by bluebarracuda
Member since Oct 2011
19405 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:19 am to
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and she only did porn for like 3 months.



She fit a lot of BBC in that 3 months
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:21 am to
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That’s like buying a used 1984 Chevette 200,000 miles on it



And not being able to sell it without bankrupting yourself

Nothing says cuck like marrying a girl who got railed by other guys on camera for the world to see
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39012 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:22 am to
The guy who asked her to marry her has either been living under a rock or he's a cuck.
Posted by Cannon style
Homer,La.
Member since Sep 2018
1582 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:25 am to
Who would want a slut
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:28 am to
Downvote #116
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38320 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:28 am to
And a dead fish in the sack
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74781 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:31 am to
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No pics
I’m proud to have been downvote #120:

Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16725 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:34 am to
Lol at the people saying they wouldn't wife her, it's not like you even have a remote shot anyway. I think you are safe from the clutches of the rich former pornslut.


Go enjoy your fat wife with her "let me talk to the manager" haircut.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:35 am
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
15961 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:38 am to
One of the more overrated porn stars, imo.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74781 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:42 am to
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Lol at the people saying they wouldn't wife her, it's not like you even have a remote shot anyway. I think you are safe from the clutches of the rich former pornslut.

Go enjoy your fat wife with her "let me talk to the manager" haircut.
Mrs. Füt can still fit in her Size 2 wedding dress.

Learn how to Internet correctly Kip before you try hanging out in Chat rooms all day.

Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16725 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:46 am to
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Mr. Füt can still fit in his Size 2 wedding dress.



fixed
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:47 am
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:50 am to
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Lol at the people saying they wouldn't wife her, it's not like you even have a remote shot anyway.





Her fiance looks like a walking venereal disease. Yeah. nobody here would have a prayer
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143773 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:52 am to
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Dam Guide


What is an OT incel for a thousand Alex?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87465 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:52 am to
What The frick
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16725 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:56 am to
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Her fiance looks like a walking venereal disease. Yeah. nobody here would have a prayer



Go for it then, become an OT legend.


quote:

What is an OT incel for a thousand Alex?


I'm married with a kid, but reality every dude in here would be all thirsty on her or whatever their pornstar fetish was if they had a realistic shot.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:58 am
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23258 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:56 am to
Whoever it is, I hope he is up to date on his vaccinations.

EDIT: Never mind. After seeing the above pic, I hope she is up to date on her vaccinations.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:58 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:00 am to
Is black arm as racist as black face?
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5977 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:02 am to
downvote 176
douche
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:06 am to
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I am sure her fiancé’s parents are very proud.

“I hate going to dinner at your parents’ house. Your little brother stares me down the entire time.”
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