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Forget Piss Balloons, Try Sending Piss Balls Instead

Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:15 am
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10791 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:15 am
Piss balloons are in the past. Get this new gun that puts the piss on toilet paper and shoots it up to 30 feet to stick to the opposing fan’s back. Buy it now while supplies last!

Bass Pro



I tried to make this thread on the Rant but didn't get any traction. Figured the OT would be more appreciative of this new invention.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:18 am to
If this doesn't click on the rant, maybe take the hint.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Get this new gun that puts the piss on toilet paper and shoots it up to 30 feet to stick to the opposing fan’s back


This should have the Auburn and the LSU mascots high fiving as a logo on the side...
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8972 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:27 am to
That is such a white trash gift, but in the OP's defense, really would work perfectly... easily refilled on the go too.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:30 am to
What am I supposed to do with all these diarrhea balloons now?
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2983 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:35 am to
In stock at the Denham store, baws!!

Lets get 2 letters in the paper next week!
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:44 am to
here's a tip: Dont' throw urine on people. It's against the law AND it's against the law.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23374 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 8:47 am to
I was expecting frozen piss balls. Not sure which would be worse.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6845 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:50 am to
That would be truly disgusting after a heavy meal of asparagus.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10791 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I was expecting frozen piss balls. Not sure which would be worse.


I like the way you think, but don't put that shite in my Yeti with the beer.

This post was edited on 10/31/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:05 am to
I like to just pee directly on my victims.
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3045 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:08 am to
I got the frozen piss ball slingshot. its open season
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:28 am to
That's someone else's baby, I'll pass.

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