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For those that believe in the afterlife

Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:14 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:14 am
When you expire do you have to live through eternity in the clothes you died in or can you pick an new outfit? Or do you have to go naked?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34328 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:16 am to
I heard that if you go to hell you have to wear cargo shorts and crocks with socks.
This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 7:17 am
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27942 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:17 am to
In another etheriral dimension ....clothes are not needed. in fact the idea of clothes as a way to protect yourself or appeal to other beings is foolish in the realm.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:19 am to
Clothes keep you warm and dry too though.

Who controls the thermostat?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:20 am to
I'd just walk around naked
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24864 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:21 am to
You get to wear this shirt:

Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:21 am to
Everyone gets a fancy Club Med bathrobe.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35072 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:24 am to
Not only clothes, but they always say you will be with the ones you've loved

What happens if your spouse passes away and you remarry? Are you with both?

I've never understood that
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:25 am to
There is no marriage in heaven. Says it in the Bible.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:25 am to
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but they always say you will be with the ones you've loved



Yeah, that is so terrible. Christians are the worse.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:25 am to
Do people who were aborted have to spend their entire afterlife walking around as a fetus?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:27 am to
You have to wear a dress like Jesus.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36415 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:27 am to
I envision everyone wearing togas. Pearly white togas in heaven, togas eternally on fire in hell.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:28 am to
That never even crossed my mind. Good point

And if we are just an entity what do we do? Sounds boring
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

I heard that if you go to hell you have to wear cargo shorts and crocks with socks.



Makes sense that hell is a lot like Florida.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:29 am to
Make sure you wear something comfortable for all that fire!
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34328 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:30 am to
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Makes sense that hell is a lot like Florida.



Not beach Florida but for real Florida
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:31 am to
FRCs baw.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:33 am to
quote:

And if we are just an entity what do we do? Sounds boring

Not at all.

Just think, we'll never be too busy to worship the Lord or listen to Creed ever again.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:35 am to
quote:

What happens if your spouse passes away and you remarry? Are you with both?


Depends on if you go to heaven or hell.
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