For Those Seeking Reinstatement To The Site...

It's been a while. To be honest, COVID has wreaked havoc on our support staff...and I will cut to the chase...Big Dhillip and Little Dhillip have been MIA...they have been equally worthless since returning from the motherland. I currently don't know their whereabouts and I am moving forward without them. I tried employing my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) but that didn't work out as planned...he took the last pack of toilet paper I paid him and went AWOL...Larry Leo has been promoted and is doing his best but even he is overwhelmed. Therefore, reinsteaments fall on my lap at this time. To be honest, I am not a huge fan of reinstatement threads...they take me away from my first love: solving complex business problems. Alas, here I am, starting another reinstatement thread. Look, I get it. I feel the pain of those in TD prison. I appreciate their desire to post amongst us...to be free and uninhibited. But there are rules, and if they are broken, there must be consequences. Without rules and the consequences of breaking such rules, we have anarchy.

It goes without saying that I have assembled the greatest admin team in the history of the internet. You may not see it as I do, but they are the last line of defense between order and anarchy. If you are currently suspended, you were likely suspended by one of my great admins and you likely deserved it.

That being said, I pride myself on my benevolence. Being a fan of King Cyrus of Persia, whose tolerance of miscreants was second only to Ashoka the Great, I believe in second chances. Forgiveness and redemption are tenets of my belief system, instilled by my Catholic upbringing...if you have been suspended and reinstated, you have been a benefactor of my upbringing.

Anyhow, on to the reinstatement thread. Supporters of suspended users can be character witnesses by REPLYING TO THIS POST and providing the following info:

1. Username of the suspended, with a link to the their public profile page ...this is important!
2. Estimated length of suspension
3. Is this their first suspension?
4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific and factual)
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?
6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future
7. Lavish praise for the Admin team (limited to three sentences)

Good luck to everyone...