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For all you young single baws...Target is absolutely CRAWLING with talent

Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:37 pm
I mean WOW what a honey hole. Wife slapped me about 5 different times for ogling today while we were looking for a rug
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:37 pm to
Always is


Duh
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Wife slapped me about 5 different times for ogling today while we were looking for a rug



Subtle 'my wife is a dog' brag
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6568 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:39 pm to
Shoulda snapped some pics to share here. Give her something to slap you about.
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13815 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Wife slapped me about 5 different times for ogling today


Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7412 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:40 pm to
Not really into DILFs, but appreciate the heads-up.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30072 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:40 pm to
Target and Whole Foods are usually filled with talent.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54510 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Wife slapped me about 5 different times for ogling today



Now I know you're lying. By the 5th time you would be served with divorce papers in the parking lot.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57312 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:40 pm to
This post was edited on 9/13/20 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:41 pm to
I don't find Target stores to be as organized and appealing as they were 15 or so years ago.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41596 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Target is absolutely CRAWLING with talent

Especially in the crutches aisle.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:41 pm to
Welcome to 15 years ago
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:42 pm to
Target and Fresh Market at Perkins Rowe is where its at.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29292 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:42 pm to
“Excuse me mam, you’ve got some nice melons there “
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54510 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:42 pm to
Don't forget Trader Joe's. The yoga pant ladies game is damn strong in there.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:43 pm to
Nah, she knows I would never touch
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2501 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:45 pm to
Which Target?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48528 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Welcome to 15 years ago

Targets have always been a soccer mom haven in my experience. This isn't a new phenomenon
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Nah, she knows I would never touch




Then why is she slapping you?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55616 posts
Posted on 9/13/20 at 2:47 pm to
put a pineapple in your cart and turn it upside down
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