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Florida Woman On Meth Ran Naked In Park Because She Believed Giant Spider Was After Her
Posted on 8/7/18 at 4:00 am
Posted on 8/7/18 at 4:00 am
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A Florida woman was arrested on Sunday after police say she stripped naked and ran around at a public park because she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it. St. Petersburg Police arrested 40-year-old Danielle Teeples on Sunday at Bartlett Park around 2:15 p.m. Police say that Teeples was completely nude and that there were numerous people in the park at the time of the incident. Police say that traffic on 4th Street South was heavy at the time of the incident and that numerous vehicles were slowing and hoking at Teeples as they saw her behavior. According to an arrest report, Teeples was "acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees."
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 4:09 am
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Posted on 8/7/18 at 4:15 am to pioneerbasketball
Don’t see why this made the news. It’s like the media has to target normal behavior these days. I often dream about a huge garden spider chasing me into random yet seedy strip clubs and wake up in urine stained sheets. Will this be on the news next. This is ordinary behavior! Last week when I was on a meth bing I rubbed my nipples with sand until they bled.
PS Sorry for partying
PS Sorry for partying
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 4:18 am
Posted on 8/7/18 at 4:23 am to MrLSU
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This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:07 am to pioneerbasketball
With it being Florida there may actually have been a giant spider chasing her.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:11 am to pioneerbasketball
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When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:15 am to pioneerbasketball
Ehh I would if it was late and I had a few drinks
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:18 am to pioneerbasketball
Another case of arachnophobia gone wild. 
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:27 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:32 am to pioneerbasketball
I'd like to see some pre meth Instagram photos of Danielle.
Has, or should I say, had, potential.
TIA
Has, or should I say, had, potential.
TIA
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:32 am to pioneerbasketball
I mean, it is a valid excuse, to be honest.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:43 am to MrLSU
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Don’t see why this made the news.
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naked
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breasts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:49 am to BurningHeart
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Ehh I would if it was late and I had a few drinks
Sad thing, she was probably a looker before the meth hit hard.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 5:51 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:05 am to pioneerbasketball
I bet she could clean up decent.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:14 am to Ace Midnight
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Sad thing, she was probably a looker before the meth hit hard.
Probably.
But in some cases it helps lose those stubborn 5 lbs and adds a certain flair of trashiness.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:18 am to pioneerbasketball
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Police say that traffic on 4th Street South was heavy at the time of the incident and that numerous vehicles were slowing and hoking at Teeples as they saw her behavior.
They misspelled poking
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:35 am to pioneerbasketball
Do all women rub their breasts when being chased by spiders? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:37 am to EyeTwentyNole
A giant spider wearing jorts. My worst nightmare.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 6:39 am to pioneerbasketball
She probably hadn’t had a wink of sleep in a week.
Posted on 8/7/18 at 7:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Most women who do this you wouldn't want to see naked, this one has some potential to clean up nice.
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