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Florida woman on meth builds a bomb in Walmart

Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42934 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:36 pm

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Emily Stallard, 37, was apprehended by an off-duty Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officer on January 11, whose body-cam recorded the entire incident. She was accused of constructing an explosive device by filling a mason jar with kerosene and nails, and soaking a shoelace in the fuel to act as a fuse — all right in front of her young son.

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"So the reason you're in handcuffs right now is for the mason jar filled with nails and kerosene that you constructed," he tells her once outside. "That wasn't mine!" she insists. "If there was something like that, it wasn't mine." "Well they have video of you putting that together," he explains.

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After getting a spit mask placed on her head, she then claims she has AIDS and threatens to pee all over him.

Too Fab
Posted by BossBailey345
Member since Nov 2019
2282 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:37 pm to
Reason number 100 why I stay out of walmart....and it's always Florida!
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:39 pm to
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apprehended by an off-duty Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officer on January 11, whose body-cam recorded the entire incident.



WTF? The guy just walks around recording everything while off duty?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71188 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by HogWalloper
LaLaLand
Member since Jan 2020
470 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:42 pm to
Graduated from plucking off all her pesky eyebrow hairs to building bombs.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62193 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:42 pm to
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she then claims she has AIDS and threatens to pee all over him.


These frickin’ tweakers, man.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71188 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:50 pm to
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After getting a spit mask placed on her head, she then claims she has AIDS and threatens to pee all over him.



Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
846 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:52 pm to
IWNHI
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:53 pm to
That's not a bomb.

That's not even close to a bomb

Wal-Mart has everything in the store needed to make chemical incendiary mixes that will speed up rather than slow down when water is added.

Brake fluid, cooking oil, pool shock, cans of hair spray.
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42934 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:02 pm to
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That's not a bomb.


I know that. You know that. Florida meth mom didn’t know that
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:02 pm to
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— all right in front of her young son.


Well, that’s just great. Another child with a wacked out view of life.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:09 pm to
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Wal-Mart has everything in the store needed to make chemical incendiary mixes that will speed up rather than slow down when water is added.

Brake fluid, cooking oil, pool shock, cans of hair spray.



Go on....
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10330 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:24 pm to
Florida! What is in their water?
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:33 pm to
That's a stretch to call that a bomb.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:47 pm to
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That's a stretch to call that a bomb.


Well, we’ve seen what CNN calls a bomb...
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6349 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 6:57 pm to
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The guy just walks around recording everything while off duty?


Well, he is in Florida.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:00 pm to
I thought this was America? We can't even preconstruct our homemade bombs in the store anymore? God damn liberals
Posted by CheesyF
Member since May 2017
556 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:27 pm to
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she has AIDS
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pee all over him


Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13606 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:55 am to
I can't decide if this is the most Florida thing ever or the most Walmart thing ever.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13231 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 5:02 am to
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That's not a bomb.


Yeah, it's a Molotov Cocktail. With nails added for no good reason.
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