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re: Florida neighbors can't bear the sight of nude gardener

Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:06 pm to
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He said he was not interested in being interviewed because he and his family were private people
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"If they are private, why are your privates on display? That is not private at all, that is very public," Ny told the television station.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:06 pm to
It's crazy how much laws can vary.

I remember a story of a man who was naked in his own house, not doing anything lewd. The blinds on his front window were not closed, and he happened to walk past the window.

As he did, a parent and child happened to be walking by on the street, and the parent saw him through the window. They called the police, the guy was arrested, was punished in some way (I'm not sure if it was jail time), and had to register as a sex offender.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 1:08 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124157 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:07 pm to
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I remember a story of a man who was naked in his own house, not doing anything lewd. The blinds on his front window were not closed, and he happened to walk past the window. As he did, a parent and child happened to be walking by on the street. They called the police, the guy was arrested, was punished in some way (I'm not sure if it was jail time), and had to register as a sex offender.



What the frick?
What jury would charge a man with that?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:08 pm to
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As he did, a parent and child happened to be walking by on the street. They called the police, the guy was arrested, was punished in some way (I'm not sure if it was jail time), and had to register as a sex offender.
That's ridiculous. Some parts of this country is so fricked up. Who hasn't walked around their house naked at some point?

Exactly how is he a sex offender for walking around in his house?
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 1:10 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:13 pm to
Okay, I found the story. I had the sentencing wrong. He was found guilty of indecent exposure, but was given no jail time and it didn't say anything about having to register as a sex offender. So I must have mixed that up with something else.

But he later appealed the ruling on principle and was later acquitted.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:16 pm to
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I’ve gardened in the buff before. It’s very freeing. Au natúral. 

But it’s in my backyard and my neighbors never come outside and then there are fences. 

Probably wouldn’t do it where I could be seen. There’s manners involved. But a man on his own property should be free to do as he pleases and tell prying eyes to frick off. 


We are too puritanical about nudity anyway


I don't care if someone chooses to do this.

If they look good I'll be strategically doing my yard work at the same time. If not, then we'll be on separate schedules...

But I have to question the joy of doing this.

When I garden my knees burn from the hot mulch, and you couldn't walk on the hot driveway, not to mention all the little bugs and stuff that bite your arms.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30005 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:11 pm to
i thought there were public exposure laws for all states anywhere you can be seen in public, including in your front yard?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:19 pm to
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i thought there were public exposure laws for all states anywhere you can be seen in public, including in your front yard?
There may be but what is someone really hurting by doing this?
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3579 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:26 pm to
Too many damn mosquitos to go outside nude.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108741 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:27 pm to
I'd be afraid to get sunburnt balls
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:30 pm to
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I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose



Clearly the naked man is black.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21444 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:31 pm to
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I'd be afraid to get sunburnt balls


Mine are under a shade tree.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20376 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:34 pm to
Why can't people take care of these problems themselves anymore? Back in my day, if there was someone being a nuisance in the neighborhood, we burned their house down. Problem solved.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:36 pm to
I feel much better now knowing it is legal to be naked in your yard. I swim in the buff every day, but I don't think anybody can see me.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:38 pm to
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The naked truth, deputies said, is that as long as the man is not touching himself inappropriately, authorities cannot do anything because he is on his own property.


Filing for future reference.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:38 pm to
I've never considered naked bush hogging...

I may give it go.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83362 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
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he is bent over, winding up his hose



Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:53 pm to
Until you run over some hornets
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30005 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:53 pm to
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There may be but what is someone really hurting by doing this?


didnt say he was, well other then children may be able to see him

but beyond your johnson swinging free for kids to see, you should be free to drink, smoke weed, "discretely" have sex, worship the devil, or anything else you want to do
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61921 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:56 pm to
It's amazing how someone is not bothering anybody and people get so bent out of shape. So you call the police because you don't like what your neighbor is doing. That's what's wrong with the country
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