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Florida Man's cousin Missouri Man arrested for sex with cow
Posted on 7/25/16 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 7/25/16 at 11:47 pm
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GREENE COUNTY, MO. - Deputies say a Fair Grove woman walked into her barn last month and found a man trying to have sex with her cow.
Darrell Helton, 68, of Nixa, was charged last week with unlawful sex with an animal after he was allegedly caught in the act.
According to a probable cause statement, a woman noticed an unknown car parked near her barn on the evening of June 10, so she went inside the barn to investigate.
As the woman entered, she saw a naked man — identified as Helton — standing behind one of her cows apparently having sex with the animal, according to the statement.
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:22 am to Jim Rockford
she sounds jealous
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:31 am to Jim Rockford
I believe I can have sex with a cow without the the cow even knowing about it.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:35 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:42 am to Jim Rockford
Moooooooooo
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:43 am to Jim Rockford
What letter do we need to add to the lgbtq to make this fair?
I vote CF for cow fricker. So I guess it lgbtqcf.
For the slow people that's lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer, cow fricker. If you down vote me you can include pedophile with a P at the end if we forgot about you. We know y'all were born that way too.
I vote CF for cow fricker. So I guess it lgbtqcf.
For the slow people that's lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer, cow fricker. If you down vote me you can include pedophile with a P at the end if we forgot about you. We know y'all were born that way too.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 12:50 am
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:58 am to Rize
Gator fan no doubt. That don't happen in SoFla
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:12 am to Jim Rockford
Guess the farmers daughter was worse looking than the cow
Posted on 7/26/16 at 5:13 am to Jim Rockford
He was just pre-injecting the rump roast.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 5:13 am
Posted on 7/26/16 at 5:26 am to Jim Rockford
Missouri , Floridas ' ugly cousin .....
Posted on 7/26/16 at 6:15 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/26/16 at 6:26 am to Skooter
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Moooooooooo
means Moooooooooo dammit
and...pics?
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:00 am to Rize
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If you down vote me you can include pedophile with a P at the end if we forgot about you.
You probably know the dating age formula for creepy/too old pedophiles use: 1/2 their shoe size + 2
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:06 am to Sidicous
I don't blame him
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:10 am to Jim Rockford
Moo means moo.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:11 am to Jim Rockford
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Florida Man's
Posted on 7/26/16 at 8:12 am to Jim Rockford
Hope she let them finish.
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