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Florida man swings anchor in grilled chicken dispute
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:11 pm
How does one walk aggressively? 
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Upset about ruined chicken, John Mathews is accused of doing what others might not. Swinging a boat anchor around and cursing at high volume.
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The apparent case of the anchor-wielding poultry fan went down on the Fourth of July at Fort Pierce Inlet State Park
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“Witnesses stated Mathews was swinging his metal boat anchor around in the air and cursing loudly toward the other individuals on the beach,”
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An anchor is an instrument or device dropped via a chain, rope or cable to the floor of a body of water, such as an ocean, to stop the movement of a boat or floating object. Anchors are popular designs for tattoos, such as the classic anchor immortalized on cartoon character Popeye the Sailor Man’s forearms. Anchors are not popular choices for weapons.
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Meanwhile, Mathews was accused of “walking aggressively toward other males on the beach and attempting to engage in physical altercations,”
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Investigators say Mathews started crying, saying he did nothing wrong.
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Mathews said he confronted another man on the beach “because he ruined his chicken that was on his grill,”
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Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Anchor down!
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:15 pm to DemonKA3268
Anytime any headline starts off with the words “Florida man”, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:16 pm to DemonKA3268
By flailing your arms and saying come at me bro
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:17 pm to DemonKA3268
“Yeah well what’re you gonna do, swing that anchor ?”
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:18 pm to DemonKA3268
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Meanwhile, Mathews was accused of “walking aggressively toward other males on the beach and attempting to engage in physical altercations,”
I wouldn't frick with a guy doing this.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:19 pm to ThatMakesSense
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I wouldn’t frick with a guy
Unless he was Scott Eastwood, right?
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:23 pm to TDcline
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Unless he was Scott Eastwood, right?
If he would have me.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:23 pm to DemonKA3268
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An anchor is an instrument or device dropped via a chain, rope or cable to the floor of a body of water, such as an ocean, to stop the movement of a boat or floating object. Anchors are popular designs for tattoos, such as the classic anchor immortalized on cartoon character Popeye the Sailor Man’s forearms.
Thanks for including this part. I was kinda lost until I got to this.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:25 pm to DemonKA3268
Are there people who don’t know what an anchor is
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:27 pm to High C
Me too. I thought an anchor was a Mexican kid born on US soil.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:28 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:What was the point of this??
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An anchor is an instrument or device dropped via a chain, rope or cable to the floor of a body of water, such as an ocean, to stop the movement of a boat or floating object. Anchors are popular designs for tattoos, such as the classic anchor immortalized on cartoon character Popeye the Sailor Man’s forearms. Anchors are not popular choices for weapons.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:42 pm to High C
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Thanks for including this part. I was kinda lost until I got to this.
I had to, I guess whoever wrote this piece was trying to be funny.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:43 pm to DemonKA3268
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How does one walk aggressively? ?
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Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:44 pm to King George
See above...
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:46 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:46 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:51 pm to DemonKA3268
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such as an ocean
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