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Florida man pledges to kill neighbors with kindness, uses machete named "kindness"
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:05 pm
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You've got your classic Florida redneck look going here.
You've got your classic Florida redneck look going here.
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A 30-year-old man from Milton, Florida, was arrested for aggravated battery and aggravated assault after he threatened two neighbors that he was going to "[kill them] with kindness," and then attacked them with a machete-style knife that he called "kindness."
The Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office responded to a call last Thursday from the two victims alleging their neighbor Bryan Duane Stewart was "yelling and banging" and "saying that he was going to 'killem with kindness'," an arrest record provided to BuzzFeed News stated.
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One of the neighbors identified as Patrick McCall told police he saw Stewart running out of his house with a knife "with the word 'kindness' written on it." He was allegedly targeting another neighbor named Jessie James Hunter with the knife.
McCall said he was able to step in between Stewart and Hunter to block the knife attack, but wound up getting a cut to the hand in the melee.
Hunter told police he believed Stewart attempted to attack him in retaliation for his asking Stewart to "keep it down."
According to interviews police conducted with Stewart's girlfriend, who was home with him at the time, Stewart became increasingly agitated and paranoid about his neighbors.
"She stated that all she could hear was Stewart talking about how the next door neighbors were selling methamphetamine and the cops were being called," police noted.
Stewart was arrested and his bond has been set at $15,000.
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:06 pm to tiggerthetooth
At least he is creative, crazy but creative.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:08 pm to tiggerthetooth
What the frick is he crying for?
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:10 pm to tiggerthetooth
When I played fallout four I had a shotgun that did explosive damage named kindness. It was awesome.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:13 pm to Hogwarts
Too bad he wasn't met with a Glock named Compassion.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:14 pm to Hogwarts
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At least he is creative, crazy but creative.
Nah, he's the David the gnome of Florida.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
Cops need to step back and let white trash take care of white trash more. Let the trailer park community cull itself out.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:26 pm to tiggerthetooth
So Florida and someone named Jesse......and Duane......and Patrick........quadfecta
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:05 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Florida
All I needed to read
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:08 pm to tiggerthetooth
One might call it "punformance art."
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:09 pm to DeafJam73
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What the frick is he crying for?
Because they dressed him up as a princess for his mugshot? Foreshadowing his future I guess.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
Joe Dirt hasn't aged well
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:32 pm to tiggerthetooth
In a related story, there's a trailer for rent in Milton, Florida - at least until Mr. Stewart has paid his dues to society.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:19 pm to tiggerthetooth
Technically not lying.
I have learned in life, sometimes there are people that just need killing
I have learned in life, sometimes there are people that just need killing
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:20 pm to Fat and Happy
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I have learned in life, sometimes there are people that just need killing
Seems like it's about half of Florida.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:55 pm to tiggerthetooth
Damn it! I was just about to buy a timeshare in Milton!
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