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Florida man pledges to kill neighbors with kindness, uses machete named "kindness"

Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:05 pm
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You've got your classic Florida redneck look going here.




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A 30-year-old man from Milton, Florida, was arrested for aggravated battery and aggravated assault after he threatened two neighbors that he was going to "[kill them] with kindness," and then attacked them with a machete-style knife that he called "kindness."

The Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office responded to a call last Thursday from the two victims alleging their neighbor Bryan Duane Stewart was "yelling and banging" and "saying that he was going to 'killem with kindness'," an arrest record provided to BuzzFeed News stated.


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One of the neighbors identified as Patrick McCall told police he saw Stewart running out of his house with a knife "with the word 'kindness' written on it." He was allegedly targeting another neighbor named Jessie James Hunter with the knife.

McCall said he was able to step in between Stewart and Hunter to block the knife attack, but wound up getting a cut to the hand in the melee.

Hunter told police he believed Stewart attempted to attack him in retaliation for his asking Stewart to "keep it down."

According to interviews police conducted with Stewart's girlfriend, who was home with him at the time, Stewart became increasingly agitated and paranoid about his neighbors.
"She stated that all she could hear was Stewart talking about how the next door neighbors were selling methamphetamine and the cops were being called," police noted.

Stewart was arrested and his bond has been set at $15,000.




This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:06 pm to
At least he is creative, crazy but creative.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:08 pm to
What the frick is he crying for?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124248 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:10 pm to
When I played fallout four I had a shotgun that did explosive damage named kindness. It was awesome.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13456 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:13 pm to
Too bad he wasn't met with a Glock named Compassion.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33895 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:14 pm to
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At least he is creative, crazy but creative.


Nah, he's the David the gnome of Florida.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65729 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:16 pm to

Cops need to step back and let white trash take care of white trash more. Let the trailer park community cull itself out.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:26 pm to
So Florida and someone named Jesse......and Duane......and Patrick........quadfecta
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:05 pm to
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Florida


All I needed to read
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:08 pm to
One might call it "punformance art."
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:09 pm to
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What the frick is he crying for?


Because they dressed him up as a princess for his mugshot? Foreshadowing his future I guess.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79146 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:29 pm to
Joe Dirt hasn't aged well
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26640 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:32 pm to
In a related story, there's a trailer for rent in Milton, Florida - at least until Mr. Stewart has paid his dues to society.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78086 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:19 pm to
Technically not lying.

I have learned in life, sometimes there are people that just need killing
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101436 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:20 pm to
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I have learned in life, sometimes there are people that just need killing


Seems like it's about half of Florida.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:55 pm to
Damn it! I was just about to buy a timeshare in Milton!
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