Florida Man letting it all hang out in Walmart’s pillow aisle

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Dennis Palmer, 31, was jailed on an exposure of sexual organs charge after the Jan. 10 caper.

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Stuart police went to the Walmart in the 4000 block of Southeast Federal Highway “in reference to a black male exposing himself … in the pillow aisle,”

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Palmer asked why he was being detained. An officer said it was because of a report his penis was exposed and that he touched himself inappropriately.

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Palmer said “he was just itching himself because he has crabs.”

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When police reviewed surveillance video, they reported seeing “rubbing” and activities other than “itching.” “This continued for several minutes”

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Asked what he was thinking, Palmer told an officer “he wasn’t thinking, but he should have been thinking.”

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