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Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his

Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:37 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60987 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:37 pm
quote:

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man claimed ignorance when jail officials found syringes in his rectum during an early morning strip search.

When Scott was searched at the jail, officers found three syringes inside his rectum.

However, Scott claimed he had found the syringes and they were not his, although he did not explain how they wound up in his buttocks.



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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:38 pm to
Sounds plausible. I believe him.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83503 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:39 pm to
Does he have Alzheimer's?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:40 pm to
It’s provably an honest mistake, these things do happen from time to time
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74687 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:43 pm to
For those of you who always make the “lol Florida” comments.....


Do you realize the reason Florida has all these stories is because of very open sunshine laws? No other state has such open info



Basically, Florida law requires the release of detailed crime reports, for example "John Doe of Ft. Lauderdale charged with assault for hitting marathon runners with ping pong balls while naked." Whereas other states will just release "Jane Smith of Lexington charged with assault." It gives the impression that Floridians in particular are nutty, when in fact it's just a difference in the availability of information.
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 5:45 pm
Posted by tiger perry
Member since Dec 2009
25668 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:46 pm to
Everything crazy happens in Florida
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Scott was charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility and held on $5,000 bond.


Hard to see how he had any intent to do this. The cops dragged his arse to jail and they introduced the contraband. He didn't voluntarily enter the facility.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:52 pm to
Shut up
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11437 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:52 pm to
Definitely an accidental injection. Must have been left on an Uber seat by the previous rider
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50922 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Hard to see how he had any intent to do this. The cops dragged his arse to jail and they introduced the contraband. He didn't voluntarily enter the facility.




Truth
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17789 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:01 pm to
Deny, deny,deny.

Never give in
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74687 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:32 pm to
Sorry that FACTS trigger you


I’d love to see Lousiana news if the state liberalized its sunshine laws

Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:35 pm to
Sunny Florida!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106021 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:39 pm to
"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
Posted by LintLicker
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2017
609 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:40 pm to
That could have ‘rect em...damn near killed him.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 6:48 pm to
I’d think this was a Jackass routine if not for the fact that Ryan Dunn is dead.
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1229 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 7:23 pm to
Amen brother, we not crazy at all.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50010 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

PINELLAS COUNTY
I don't know where this is but it seems like most the crazy stuff that happens in Florida is there.
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