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Florida Man - meth, fights police, bites dog, standard stuff
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:05 pm
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A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week.
Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog, inmate records online showed.
While on the scene, dispatch received a second call from someone in the same area reporting a strange man in his yard with a flashlight.
Deputies reported hearing “strange noises” when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appeared to be some shallow body of water.
Watts’ behavior was described as manic by the two responding deputies who said he paced “back and forth laughing” while making “bird noises.”
Law enforcement officials said that Watts ran under the porch of a mobile home and when deputies tried to detain him, Watts punched one. According to the report, several attempts to use a Taser on the suspect were unsuccessful, prompting officers to wait for a K-9 unit.
The two responding deputies, along with five backup deputies and a K-9 handler with his dog Casper, found Watts in the woods. He was on his “hands and knees and began to growl like a dog,” citing the arrest report.
Casper was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.”
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Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:07 pm to jbgleason
LuLz that's Floobygoob, he post here


Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:08 pm to jbgleason
Im surprised Casper didn't frick him up. They must have not unleashed him.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:08 pm to SuperSaint
SS, do you know that dude?
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:10 pm to SuperSaint
That guy used to run with Mr. Clean back in the gap.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:13 pm to jbgleason
Not full Florida Man considering he only took a nibble and didn't fully eat a dog and/or person.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:16 pm to jbgleason
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Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head

Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:29 pm to jbgleason
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“leaped, grabbed Casper by the head and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.”
Don is lucky he still has eyes, ears, and a nose.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:50 pm to jbgleason
this is great evidence to show, that short of a pit bull, a full raged man can and will take down a dog
This post was edited on 1/3/20 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 3:59 pm to jbgleason
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Deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office were called to a residence on SE Brawley Terrace in High Springs
Cops not expecting to fight a man not on meth with this address?
Btw: High Springs ain't that bad. Nothing better than floating down Ginnie Springs in the summer... with your cooler floating next to you. So many uf girls, so bring sunglasses.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 4:52 pm to jbgleason
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Casper was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.”
I’ve always thought this is what I’d do if I ever had a k9 sicced on me.
Or what I hoped I’d do.
This post was edited on 1/3/20 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 4:57 pm to jbgleason
I never understand why in a situation where it’s obvious that a pain compliance device like a taser isn’t gonna work, and yet, officers will still resort to shooting a taser.
Oh wait, it didn’t work the first time, maybe a second time....nope. Well now, he is charged with resisting so let’s go hands on.
The dude obviously needed help, i read of making it a situation that resulted in several charges, why not figure out a way to get the guy some help and not a jail cell?
Oh wait, it didn’t work the first time, maybe a second time....nope. Well now, he is charged with resisting so let’s go hands on.
The dude obviously needed help, i read of making it a situation that resulted in several charges, why not figure out a way to get the guy some help and not a jail cell?
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