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Florida: Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes, deputies say

Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:13 am
Posted by RedPop4
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Member since Jan 2005
15285 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:13 am
Where else would this happen??
From Click Orlando

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FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – Multiple Flagler County residents recently found little plastic Easter eggs placed inside their mailboxes, but instead of being filled with treats, the eggs were hiding pornographic images and fish-shaped crackers. Authorities say a 42-year-old Florida woman is responsible.

Deputies said they determined Cestoni worked at a Publix grocery store nearby and would “deliver” the eggs after her shift ended.

Cestoni told deputies she put messages inside the eggs regarding how churches and pastors need to give money to less fortunate.

According to records, Cestoni delivered 400 of the pornography-filled eggs in total since Monday.


For your trouble
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:14 am to
Iwnhi
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:15 am to
I'll allow it
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42206 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:15 am to
Sounds like a good time to me
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4192 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:16 am to
Where were these eggs back when people from Louisiana could travel to Florida?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62072 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:16 am to
42???? She looks like 62!
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:16 am to
where were these eggs when i was getting kit kat bars as a kid?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26832 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:16 am to
Step one, make sure this kook doesn’t own any guns and can’t buy one.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15480 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:16 am to
quote:

pornographic images and fish-shaped crackers


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74950 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:17 am to
If we are talking Homemade Amateur stuff here....I am not cool with that.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:19 am to
Fish = tuna = pussy
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:19 am to
Porn and dry crunchy fish...

There is a joke here, I just cant put my finger on it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76142 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:21 am to
checking my mailbox for my porn egg
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14569 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:21 am to


quote:

Authorities say a 42-year-old Florida woman is responsible


That woman is only 42 y/o????
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:21 am to
42-year-old?

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76142 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Porn and dry crunchy fish...

There is a joke here, I just cant put my finger on it.


or "in" it?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24225 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

fish-shaped crackers

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42206 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:27 am to
That’s a rough 42
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:27 am to
quote:

the eggs were hiding pornographic images and fish-shaped crackers.

That's really thoughtful. I'm always hungry after I jerk it.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15285 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 11:27 am to
I am guessing the goldfish are to lampoon Christians who often sport the ancient ichthus or fish symbol to identify themselves, usually on the deck lids of their cars.

She was giving out the eggs in some sort of judgement against pastors and churches that she accuses of not doing enough about Kung Flu.
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 11:28 am
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