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Florida deputy responds to report of alligator, discovers it's actually a pool float
Posted on 9/9/20 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 9/9/20 at 4:51 pm
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Polk County Sheriff
@PolkCoSheriff
Deputy Trexler went to a call about an alligator in a storage shed. He came…he saw…he conquered the beast. He even knocked the wind out of it. Literally. The gator turned out to be a pool floatie.
#PCSO
#Crikey
#TheGatorHunter
#TuneInNextTimeWhenHeWrestlesAPoolNoodle
10:13 AM · Sep 9, 2020
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Posted on 9/9/20 at 4:54 pm to paperwasp
Florida, man
Posted on 9/9/20 at 4:57 pm to paperwasp
Look at that cop brutalizing that gator!
The gator cant breathe!
The gator cant breathe!
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:02 pm to paperwasp
Central Florida has been ruined. Get out while you can.
What floors me is that all this carpetbagging scum moves to central Florida but doesn’t golf, tennis, fish, bird watch, kayak, swim, shuffleboard, boat or water ski. They like going to bargain clothing outlets and any fastfood place where you can order by number. You can almost hear them getting fatter. And to top it all off they bring their drug addled dependent nieces, nephews and adult children with them to add to the disgustingness and chaos.
What floors me is that all this carpetbagging scum moves to central Florida but doesn’t golf, tennis, fish, bird watch, kayak, swim, shuffleboard, boat or water ski. They like going to bargain clothing outlets and any fastfood place where you can order by number. You can almost hear them getting fatter. And to top it all off they bring their drug addled dependent nieces, nephews and adult children with them to add to the disgustingness and chaos.
This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:05 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:07 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Look at that cop brutalizing that gator!
The gator cant breathe!
CNN headline
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:11 pm to Koach K
quote:
They like going to bargain clothing outlets and any fastfood place where you can order by number. You can almost hear them getting fatter. And to top it all off they bring their drug addled dependent nieces, nephews and adult children with them to add to the disgustingness and chaos.
Such amazing prose.
It reads almost like an evil version of a TulaneLSU write-up.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:13 pm to paperwasp
The gator should have complied
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:14 pm to paperwasp
This was a deflating thread
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:17 pm to paperwasp
Where did this happen? Can it be narrowed down a bit more than Polk County? PC is over 2000 Sq Mi.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:19 pm to paperwasp
Didn't know Kige moved to Florida and became a deputy
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:25 pm to paperwasp
Was it North Woods Law that had the episode where someone called in a guest at a campground for having an alligator? Anyone remember this? It was next to a river so the wardens were concerned it would get away from them and get in the river. The sneak up on the guy only to determine it was a blow up gator? I can't find the video, but it was pretty comical.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:30 pm to paperwasp
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#TuneInNextTimeWhenHeWrestlesAPoolNoodle
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:31 pm to castorinho
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Didn't know Kige moved to Florida and became a deputy
Spot on
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:31 pm to paperwasp
That guy needs to exercise
Posted on 9/9/20 at 5:35 pm to paperwasp
He should have acted like it was real, manhandled it and threw it in the back of his car
And then been like
And then been like
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