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Flat Earth Theory Update - Australia

Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:33 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:33 am
Daily Mail

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If you think you've ever been there, you're wrong': Flat Earthers insist Australia is FAKE and that the country is the 'biggest hoax ever created


On the surface these guys seem a bit loony but they make a few interesting points.

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Australia is not real,' the rant begins. 'It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. 'It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history.'


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Floryd alleges the plane pilots are all in on the hoax, and that travelers to Australia have in fact only been flown to other islands or 'parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.


This last part would explain a lot.

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The Australian way of life - which Floryd summarises as 'swear words and actions based on MDMA, alcoholism and bad decisions' - is little more than a distraction.



I'm not saying that I believe these guys yet but it's worth doing a bit of research on your own. It is interesting that this theory is being deleted from social media very quickly. Someone is worried about it getting out there.



Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:34 am to
Seems legit.
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 9:34 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3015 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:35 am to
looks like you're starting to buy into it
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:36 am to
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I'm not saying that I believe these guys yet but it's worth doing a bit of research on your own. It is interesting that this theory is being deleted from social media very quickly. Someone is worried about it getting out there.


Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:36 am to
Why else would this place have the world's most dangerous animals? It's to dissuade us from ever trying to go there. It's ingenious!
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:36 am to
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they make a few interesting points.


Interesting, but delusional.
Posted by lsugradman
Member since Sep 2003
8544 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:36 am to
I was in Australia last October. Spent an assload of money there. I want a refund
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:38 am to
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I was in Australia last October. Spent an assload of money there. I want a refund


The Chemtrails got you bro. You've never been to Australia. Resist the programming!
Posted by DukeSilver
Member since Jan 2014
2719 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:40 am to
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I'm not saying that I believe these guys yet but it's worth doing a bit of research on your own


No, it’s not.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:41 am to
It's easier to believe the British would take all the criminals out to sea and dump them rather than sailing them all the way to Australia. They probably thought nobody would ever find out. Then, one lie leads to another, and they have to construct this elaborate ruse to cover it up. The only thing holding me back from being on board is that I've seen kangaroos in a zoo before and they had to come from somewhere.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:43 am to
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...but they make a few interesting points.
You should share them with us.
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Someone is worried about it getting out there.
I, too, would be worried about looking so patently idiotic.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:43 am to
quote:

but it's worth doing a bit of research on your own. It is interesting that this theory is being deleted from social media very quickly. Someone is worried about it getting out there.



Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28536 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:44 am to
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The only thing holding me back from being on board is that I've seen kangaroos in a zoo before and they had to come from somewhere.


Did you also think Chuck was a real mouse when you went to Chuck E Cheese?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:45 am to
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The only thing holding me back from being on board is that I've seen kangaroos in a zoo before and they had to come from somewhere.


Kangaroo's are real, but it's because of people playing with the D&A of other animals in order to create a hybrid.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12060 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:45 am to
quote:

'm not saying that I believe these guys yet


Oh good, there’s still hope.

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but it's worth doing a bit of research on your own.


No, no it’s not.

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It is interesting that this theory is being deleted from social media very quickly


People don’t want other people to think they’re stupid.
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:45 am to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:45 am to
We should take all our criminals to "Australia" too.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:46 am to
there are truly insane people walking the streets completely unaware of their condition.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:46 am to
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Kangaroo's are real, but it's because of people playing with the D&A of other animals in order to create a hybrid.


I hadn't thought of that. One loose end tied up.
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