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FL man arrested for seeking a "casual encounter" with a large dog

Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:24 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:24 am
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Tallahassee Animal Control received complaints about the advertisement, posted in the “casual encounters” section by Wilkinson, court records say.

In the ad, he wrote that he was looking for “someone who owns a big dog they like to mess around with … let’s go to your place and let’s have fun and get mounted by your dog." He left his phone number to be contacted.

Wilkinson requested specific breeds of dogs, including Great Danes, German shepherds and labs, saying “dogs them size are perfect.”
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:24 am to
Just kill him and be done with it. Florida is bad enough as it is.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159357 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:26 am to
Why not just request that Chicken put a link to r/FloridaMan on the link bar?

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:26 am to
Doggie style is a very literal term for this guy
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:26 am to
I think that may be that TJgator poster
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:27 am to
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dogs them size are perfect.


Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159357 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:30 am to
quote:

I think that may be that TJgator poster


Nah. TJ = Tammy Joe
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:31 am to
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FL
Yep.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:32 am to
I prefer intimate encounters with my large dogs personally.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:42 am to
Is it weird that I don't have any problem with this if he was planning to be the mountee as opposed to the mounter?
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:48 am to
WTF is wrong with Flawda? Seriously

and you think it's going to be casual, but then the dog won't quit texting you, and then it starts showing up at your house....
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16516 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:01 am to
fricking Florida, man. They're like the Russia of the West.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:05 am to
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Labs


Harmless college experimentation...
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:19 am to
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dogs them
had to read the whole article. Would have been nice if they had put this in the beginning so i wouldn't have had to read through the entire thing.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159357 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:22 am to
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Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting New Year’s Eve party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty.


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“We can’t explain why animal brothels seem to be in high demand in the region” explains psychologist Dane Banff. “That human beings are allowed to unleash their wildest fantasies in such a context, even though illegal, might prevent such abuses as rape from being committed” she admits. “But at the same time, having sexual relations with pigs and other animals is not considered to be a healthy behavior and should not be encouraged” she acknowledges.


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178333 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:24 am to
Dogs them size? Woof.. Your grammar.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:27 am to


This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 9:56 am
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:07 pm to
Doesn't count. We don't claim Rolla
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