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re: FL man argues his big d-ck caused his SO to choke to death. He wants to show the jury.

Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5377 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to
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If the dick doesn't fit, you must acquit


Damn, I'm only allowed one upvote?
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
22245 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to
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That's a ballsy defense.


It's more cocky than anything IMO
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35315 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:03 pm to
Wouldn't you criticize it as well, if your mom died choking on some dude's dick?

Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3584 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:04 pm to
It will be a hung jury
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:06 pm to
well how about dah...hes going to get screwed by the penal system twice
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2472 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:10 pm to
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I think the jury might find that defense hard to swallow


Yea. This case might end up in a "hung" jury
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86740 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:14 pm to
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It will be a hung jury
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
43161 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:41 pm to
Is that Pecker?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40554 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 5:35 pm to
I'd like to know the defense's strategy. Length or girth.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:30 pm to
The Florida python problem is out of hand.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1050 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:34 pm to
Be hilarious if they allow this then charge him with 12 counts of indecent exposure.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 6:34 pm
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
754 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:49 pm to
We uh, call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15706 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:38 pm to
good lord some of yall need new material
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4848 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:48 pm to


This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14955 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:53 pm to
If he has an all female jury, and his dick is THAT big, he'll not guilty.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49635 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:57 pm to
Gives white men hope.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34942 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:16 pm to
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her death is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex.


This happens often enough for the scientific community to have a concensus on symptoms?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31350 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69175 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:24 pm to
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Sao


You win this thread by a long shot.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62099 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:33 pm to
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Now, imagine his dick is black...


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