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re: FL man argues his big d-ck caused his SO to choke to death. He wants to show the jury.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to Tiger Prawn
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to Tiger Prawn
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If the dick doesn't fit, you must acquit
Damn, I'm only allowed one upvote?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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That's a ballsy defense.
It's more cocky than anything IMO
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:03 pm to Jack Bauers HnK
Wouldn't you criticize it as well, if your mom died choking on some dude's dick?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:06 pm to arseinclarse
well how about dah...hes going to get screwed by the penal system twice 
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:10 pm to Krokodil
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I think the jury might find that defense hard to swallow
Yea. This case might end up in a "hung" jury
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:14 pm to LSUweights
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It will be a hung jury
Posted on 5/8/17 at 5:35 pm to arseinclarse
I'd like to know the defense's strategy. Length or girth.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:30 pm to arseinclarse
The Florida python problem is out of hand.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:34 pm to arseinclarse
Be hilarious if they allow this then charge him with 12 counts of indecent exposure.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:49 pm to arseinclarse
We uh, call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:38 pm to redbaron
good lord some of yall need new material
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:48 pm to arseinclarse

This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:53 pm to arseinclarse
If he has an all female jury, and his dick is THAT big, he'll not guilty.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:16 pm to arseinclarse
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her death is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex.
This happens often enough for the scientific community to have a concensus on symptoms?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:24 pm to Sao
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Sao
You win this thread by a long shot.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:33 pm to Sao
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Now, imagine his dick is black...
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