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re: Five Chimpanzees vs Five Wolves to the death.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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This isn't even close.
Wolves.... all day, every day.
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:31 pm to ManBearTiger
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the wolves wouldn't sustain a single casualty.
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ManBearTiger
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dumb as frick
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:33 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Tough one. Wolves can be more predictable but chimps can go fkin nuts and start ripping faces off.
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:37 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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Five Chimpanzees vs TEN Wolves to the death.
Still team Chimp.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:41 pm to Captain Rumbeard
chimps are strong as frick
they get a hold of the wolf, he's done for. Unless they pack attack, the wolves would be fricked.
they get a hold of the wolf, he's done for. Unless they pack attack, the wolves would be fricked.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:44 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Chimps all day.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:50 pm to SeeeeK
Chimps pack attack too, I don't know why everyone keeps saying that Chimps fight alone.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:50 pm to SeeeeK
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they get a hold of the wolf, he's done for. Unless they pack attack, the wolves would be fricked.
y'all keep saying that but what if a wolf gets a bite in the neck?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:51 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
Wolves. They'd pick em off one by one.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:53 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
TIL that leopards must be the baddest animal on the planet since they regularly hunt, kill, and eat chimpanzees in spite of the fact that chimpanzees can explode their skulls with a mere flick of the wrist and taught Sun Tzu the art of war.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:54 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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TIL that leopards must be the baddest animal on the planet since they regularly hunt, kill, and eat chimpanzees in spite of the fact that chimpanzees can explode their skulls with a mere flick of the wrist and taught Sun Tzu the art of war.
Cats are badasses.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:55 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:56 pm to Epic Cajun
quote:Me either.
Chimps pack attack too, I don't know why everyone keeps saying that Chimps fight alone.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:57 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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OK to clarify I guess I'll have to set the rules.
On the ground. All healthy adults. No time limit. Flat ground. Not confined space.
So, to aid the wolves, you have to take away one of the distinct advantages of the Chimpanzee.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:57 pm to Captain Rumbeard
quote:What do you think a leopard would do to a fricking wolf?
TIL that leopards must be the baddest animal on the planet since they regularly hunt, kill, and eat chimpanzees in spite of the fact that chimpanzees can explode their skulls with a mere flick of the wrist and taught Sun Tzu the art of war.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:59 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Idk where all these team chimp chodes are getting their info from. They must be watching too much Planet of the Apes. Fact is, the "fight" would play out exactly like this:
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 4 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 3 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 2 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 1 chimp watches panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp
5 wolves devouring 5 fresh chimp carcasses.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 4 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 3 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 2 chimps watch panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp while 1 chimp watches panicked and screeching.
5 wolves vs 1 chimp
5 wolves devouring 5 fresh chimp carcasses.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:59 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
#team wolf, however, switch chimp to baboon, and I go #teambaboon
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:59 pm to ManBearTiger
It's almost like you have no idea that chimps fights in packs, too.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:01 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
A wolf would put up an exponentially better fight against a leopard than a chimp would.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:01 pm to ManBearTiger
quote:Based on what?
A wolf would put up an exponentially better fight against a leopard than a chimp would.
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