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re: Five Chimpanzees vs Five Wolves to the death.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:13 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:13 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Strength - chimp
Agility - chimp
Air assault - chimp
Teamwork - wolf
Use of weapons - chimp
Team chimp wins going away
Don't know. The locking ability of wolves is not to be messed with. I'm sure the straight ahead speed of the wolf would be more than the chimp although the chimp would have better lateral movement.
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:13 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Chimps would just climb trees. Wolves would be so full of piss and vinegar that they would turn on each other.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:14 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Team Chimps. How is this even a debate. Wolves would have no chance. A chimp would rip a wolf's head off. Chimps have amazing escapability.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:15 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Dude, 5 chimps would fricking wreck 5 wolves.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:16 pm to LSU_Smash_the_West
You chimp people need some biology lessons.
Leopards eat chimpanzees no problem.
Wolves are apex predators that preyed on humans till humans learned to make spears and projectiles and even then they still ate a lot of humans.
Chimps have about twice the strength of a human. Maybe more but we'll stick with the science and not the myth. They don't have claws and they don't hunt large animals. They fight amongst themselves, but that's not preparation for a 100 lb wolf that's designed to kill shite, get it's face kicked in by elk and buffalo hooves and shake it off and keep on coming back for another bite.
Chimps bleed as bad as we do. Wolves bleed opponents out then outlast them.
This isn't even close.
Wolves.... all day, every day.
Leopards eat chimpanzees no problem.
Wolves are apex predators that preyed on humans till humans learned to make spears and projectiles and even then they still ate a lot of humans.
Chimps have about twice the strength of a human. Maybe more but we'll stick with the science and not the myth. They don't have claws and they don't hunt large animals. They fight amongst themselves, but that's not preparation for a 100 lb wolf that's designed to kill shite, get it's face kicked in by elk and buffalo hooves and shake it off and keep on coming back for another bite.
Chimps bleed as bad as we do. Wolves bleed opponents out then outlast them.
This isn't even close.
Wolves.... all day, every day.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:16 pm to TheCaterpillar
If a chimp gets his hands on a wolf, he'd snap his neck and legs like twigs.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:16 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
quote:
Don't know. The locking ability of wolves is not to be messed with. I'm sure the straight ahead speed of the wolf would be more than the chimp although the chimp would have better lateral movement.
Best bet for wolves is to single one chimp out at a time and attack as a group... that's really their best strategy imo
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:16 pm to Tiger Prawn
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:16 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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are their trees around?
who's trees? The wolves' trees or the chimps' trees?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:20 pm to Captain Rumbeard
The chimps would scatter. Wolves would work as a pack, concentrate on one, run him down (wolves can run at 40 MPH ), and tear him to shreds. The other chimps would scream from nearby cover while the wolves fed.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:21 pm to TigerCoon
the chimps would throw coconuts at the wolves
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:21 pm to Captain Rumbeard
If they "knew" they were fighting till the death I would take the chimps. 140 pounds to 110 pounds. If they didn't know they were fighting to the death, I would think the wolves would single out one chimp and kill it while the chimps would run screaming in one direction. By the time they "realized" its a fight to the death they would be outnumbered, then I'd pick the wolves. From what I read chimps are at least twice and maybe 4 times stronger than a human. I figure 5 human males could put up a good fight against 5 wolves, but make them twice as strong and you got something cooking.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:22 pm to TigerCoon
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The chimps would scatter. Wolves would work as a pack, concentrate on one, run him down (wolves can run at 40 MPH ), and tear him to shreds. The other chimps would scream from nearby cover while the wolves fed.
A gray wolf is like 30-35 MPH and a chimp is like 25 mph.
Its not like they're chasing down sloths.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:23 pm to Nado Jenkins83
we seen how this ended with a hyenna vs an orangutanPosted on 5/8/17 at 2:24 pm to TheCaterpillar
A chimp can run 25 MPH? That's amazing, and might be a game changer. Although, a wolf can run 35-40 MPH practically indefinitely. How long chimp run at top speed?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:26 pm to TigerCoon
Everyone saying five chimps would beat five wolves on a flat terrain in a presymably enclosed arena are dumb as frick. The wolves would pick them off one at a time as a team and the chimps would scatter each time until they were all dead. The struggle wouldn't last 30 minutes and the wolves wouldn't sustain a single casualty.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:26 pm to TigerCoon
you get 5 wolves together and they are out to kill something.
you get 5 chimps together and they are a bunch of goofballs.
you get 5 chimps together and they are a bunch of goofballs.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:28 pm to TigerCoon
Goddamn, I sounded like Tarzan asking that question.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:28 pm to Ellssu
quote:one swat fromn a chimp and the wolves face will shatter.
Chimps are some cock strong MF'rs.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:29 pm to TigerCoon
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run him down (wolves can run at 40 MPH ),
In a fight to the death, which are up close, straight line speed matters very little.. Agility and strength are better indicators of success imo
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