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First World Problems Of The Day
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:16 pm
I had Pepto and a bottle of water sitting on my nightstand, woke up half asleep in the middle of the night thirsty so I was gonna take a sip of water but without paying attention I grabbed the Pepto and took a big arse swig of that and spit it all over my sheets.
What's the OT got?
What's the OT got?
30
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:16 pm to VolInBavaria
why are you so fat?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:18 pm to VolInBavaria
That's not a first world problem. That's a dumbass mistake.
My first world problem is that I decided to start my work late so I could enjoy the nice weather while running through an ultra safe (both from humans and scary animals) park. Because I ran so much, I was hungry when I got home and I ate two desserts after lunch instead of one. Now I have gas and I'm wishing I hadn't eaten so much.
Maybe that's just a fat problem....
My first world problem is that I decided to start my work late so I could enjoy the nice weather while running through an ultra safe (both from humans and scary animals) park. Because I ran so much, I was hungry when I got home and I ate two desserts after lunch instead of one. Now I have gas and I'm wishing I hadn't eaten so much.
Maybe that's just a fat problem....
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:18 pm to VolInBavaria
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What's the OT got?
pilot light on the heater for my bedet went out over night, had to wait about 15 minutes for a warm butt wash this morning
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:18 pm to VolInBavaria
Was going to buy a speed queen, then found out on the OT that they changed their agitator design.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:19 pm to VolInBavaria
I accidentally put Persian limes in my tumbler of water rather than key limes.
A little too acidic.
A little too acidic.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:19 pm to VolInBavaria
Took me a bit to find the proper metal collar stays this morning. Almost gave into the plastics but pressed on.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:19 pm to VolInBavaria
Car wouldn't start. Forced to ride the motorcycle in today.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:19 pm to VolInBavaria
The auto pilot is out on my friends jet so now we might have to fly commercial to Vegas Thursday. Not even kidding.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:20 pm to VolInBavaria
instead of using my mortgage calculator for my national mortgage exam i have to use a generic calculator
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:20 pm to VolInBavaria
The first Rouses I went to this morning didn't have honey turkey or Chisesi's cajun roast beef... Had to go to another store.. 
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:21 pm to VolInBavaria
Wtf? If you can't tell the difference from a bottle of water and a bottle of pepto while in bed then I'm wondering if you can tell the difference between a penis and a vagina while in bed.
This post was edited on 4/30/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:21 pm to stout
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The auto pilot is out on my friends jet so now we might have to fly commercial to Vegas Thursday.
stout wants everyone to know he's not running a gas station in lake charles anymore.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:21 pm to VolInBavaria
Trying to figure out how much money I need to spend on travel sports so that my kids can get a sports scholarship to college.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:21 pm to VolInBavaria
Picked up trash at the park when I took my daughter. Sad thing is I did it yesterday as well. 
We have parks to excersize and play at, but instead we throw our mcd's wrappers on the ground.
We have parks to excersize and play at, but instead we throw our mcd's wrappers on the ground.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:22 pm to CAD703X
I sold the gas station like 6 years ago, Cad. Made a nice profit on it too.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:23 pm to VolInBavaria
My little brother stepped on a landmine on the way to the watering hole
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:23 pm to X123F45
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I accidentally put Persian limes in my tumbler of water rather than key limes.
A little too acidic.
feeling your pain, prayers sent
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:23 pm to CAD703X
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Why are you so fat?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 1:24 pm to PrivatePublic
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Car wouldn't start. Forced to ride the motorcycle in today.
First world problem thread, not what's the trashes thing you've done this week thread.
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