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re: First World Problem of the Day Thread

Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:12 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60152 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:12 am to
The divining rod the traveling shaman sold our village isn’t working. We’ve been dowsing for hours without finding water. All we’ve dug up so far is 3 land mines
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2155 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:12 am to
Bic ran out of butane, had to light my morning Winston with a match.
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3251 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:19 am to
I can't use my golf simulator yet b/c my buddy was building a hitting bay for it but he got busy and is behind.
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6306 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:21 am to
Sunset and high tide are not synchronized at Palm Beach Inlet today.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:22 am to
They are up at the Jupiter inlet
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:23 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7483 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:22 am to
Skytrak or GC2?
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:24 am to
My uber arrived early but the type of car was only an Acura
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:26 am to
I took my time getting around to making a cup of coffee & now it's lukewarm
Posted by MrBiriwa
Biriwa,OH
Member since Nov 2010
7162 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:26 am to
Ran outta 2% milk and only whole milk in the fridge, which I don't drink
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:28 am to
Its field day at private school and I forgot my Florida water and my zinc based sunblock.
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3251 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:29 am to
Skytrak
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14974 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Ran out of Gray Poupon and had to use French's mustard

I ran out of Maille and had to use Grey Poupon.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106081 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:31 am to
Subtle "I have $50" brag.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:33 am to
It’s hot outside so instead of the 5 minute walk to and from work, I decided to do the 2 minute drive.

But really, factor in the pain in the arse garage and it’s pretty much a wash.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:36 am to
I’ve been slacking on working out because I’m really hitting the golf ball good right now and can’t stay off the course. I’m in desperate need of going for a run this afternoon but stressed out really wanting to get in 18 after work. What’s a man to do???
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3251 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:37 am to
Walk the 18, boom golf and a workout
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30487 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:46 am to
Kid wanted cinnamon rolls for breakfast, I got that sticky white icing on my fingers now my keyboard.


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:47 am to
One of the things in my watch winder got smaller over the years, and now my watches make a noise when they rotate every 10 minutes. So now, I have to turn up the TV at night
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:41 pm to
I was hungry and got overwhelmed by the choices in waitr.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98741 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

What's a pencil?


Touche
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