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re: First night out since getting married
Posted on 10/1/16 at 4:48 am to Jorts R Us
Posted on 10/1/16 at 4:48 am to Jorts R Us
quote:
First night out since getting married
Make sure you stop by the 24hr POPEYES and buy the family size Onion Rings.
Turn the AC off and keep the windows up as you drive home.
You could eat the a-hole out of a menstruating skunk and she wouldn't be able to smell it over those O rings!
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Posted on 10/1/16 at 5:15 am to Jorts R Us
quote:
First night out since getting divorced
Soon for me
Posted on 10/1/16 at 5:16 am to Jorts R Us
What a pussy
Posted on 10/1/16 at 5:41 am to Charlie Arglist
quote:
POPEYES and buy the family size Onion Rings
HOLD OM A MINUTE!! Does popeyes have onion rings again? the battered ones?or the shitty frozen ones? My god i would drive 20 mins one way in college to get some of those mofos. Tell me this is true on the battered ones ! if not then back to this boring post
.This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 5:45 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:29 am to FLObserver
You got kicked out of your own house?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:03 am to FLObserver
They're frozen, pre-made crap. Not like they used to be where they were hand battered at restaurant.
Pass on them.
Pass on them.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:08 am to Jorts R Us
Cool ?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:28 am to Jorts R Us
quote:
Sleeping at a friends. Got kicked out :(
Vetoed titty bar and looked like a bitch in front of my friends and now I sleep on a couch that isn't mine.
The second marriage will be better.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:38 am to mikelbr
Need to get your arse up, take a shower, man up and go home and kiss her arse. 
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:39 am to Jorts R Us
quote:
Gonna go home and wake up the hubby...gently.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:40 am to Jorts R Us
Rule #1: You don't get kicked out of your own house.
You are fricked now.
You are fricked now.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:43 am to roadGator
I got the don't come home text. She's probably getting the D from the poolboy...
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:47 am to Jorts R Us
Get your arse home dude. Man up or turn your man card in. 
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:50 am to Jorts R Us
Did she smell your dick?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:51 am to Jorts R Us
Damn she must run your life for you and make you her bitch every day. Enjoy doing house chores for the rest of the weekend. Better make those floors so clean you could eat off them
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:52 am to Jorts R Us
Hahaha you sound like the biggest whipped pussy ever.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:53 am to Jorts R Us
I will play along. Why did she send u a don't come home text?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:00 am to tigerskin
I'm betting OP is making all this up.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:01 am to Jorts R Us
quote:
I got the don't come home text
Now that you've set this precedent. Next time you go out just say ,"sweetie instead of you worrying up late for me to get home, I'll probably just sleep at _______enter friend/hotel, and come home in the morning."
It works for me and I've been married 15 years.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:05 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
Did she smell your dick?
Probably wanna smell her cooch.
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