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re: First colonoscopy question.....
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:08 pm to Cell of Awareness
Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:08 pm to Cell of Awareness
You have to pay extra if the nurses see that you get a hard-on during the procedure. Check your bill closely.
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Posted on 10/12/25 at 9:09 pm to Cell of Awareness
You should be fine. I was
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:11 pm to Lazer Legz
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Day 3- try to regain your dignity....
don’t be a sheepdip
it’s just like a 40” dildo…
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:31 pm to shutterspeed
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How are so many not including a $30 bidet toilet attachment as part of their prep?
Had mine a couple of weeks ago. Can’t imagine doing it without one. No Vasoline or Dude Wipes here.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:34 pm to TechBullDawg
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Could save your life so there's that
Saved mine.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:47 pm to Sunnyvale
I just had surgery for it two weeks ago. Thankfully, with the cologuard and subsequent colonoscopies we caught it super early. If anyone in here is putting it off, just get that shite checked.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:51 pm to The Quiet One
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mind is trying to find every reason to ghost it.
Seriously, don't do that man. Just get it done, it's not that bad.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:09 am to Cell of Awareness
I haven’t had problems after mine. You’ll be pretty hungry, but no issues. May be a day or 2 before you get back to normal pooping.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:20 am to Cell of Awareness
Don't let them put you under you will recover much quicker.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:53 am to KCSilverTiger
I'm literally in waiting to go under now.
too late to back out now
too late to back out now
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 6:54 am
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:56 am to Reagan80
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May be a day or 2 before you get back to normal pooping.
It took me a week to feel normal again. I didn’t feel bad, just not right.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:00 am to Cell of Awareness
quote:You know you’re not allowed a second colonoscopy question in this thread.
First colonoscopy question.....
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:19 am to soccerfüt
Do not, DO NOT, fail to follow the directions.
They tell you do not eat…..you can think about but don’t do it.
They tell you do not drink…..leave the glass full. It will be there when you get back.
They tell you do not eat…..you can think about but don’t do it.
They tell you do not drink…..leave the glass full. It will be there when you get back.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:38 am to chinhoyang
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I came out of my colonoscopy and there were 3-4 black dudes standing around me.
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looked and one started laughing - he said "you were singing some damn good Al Green songs."
Oh. Whew.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:13 am to Cell of Awareness
Just remember to tell them you want Clenpiq prep or the pills. The less of that crap you have to drink the better!
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:23 am to The Quiet One
OK, process was less than 2 hours.
Very attractive nurse and two other chicks positioned me in place in the room. So, that was alright
Knocked out. Good sleep. Clean bill of health.
My insides are knotted up from the air they pump up your virgini arse. Painful. Rub your guts and walk around helps push that air so you can fart it out
Easy process. If you are nervous like I was, do it. We'll worth it to either get news your booty is OK or If there is an issue, you can get it taken care of.
See yall in 10 years. And thank you to those who encouraged it in this thread. Seriously.
Very attractive nurse and two other chicks positioned me in place in the room. So, that was alright
Knocked out. Good sleep. Clean bill of health.
My insides are knotted up from the air they pump up your virgini arse. Painful. Rub your guts and walk around helps push that air so you can fart it out
Easy process. If you are nervous like I was, do it. We'll worth it to either get news your booty is OK or If there is an issue, you can get it taken care of.
See yall in 10 years. And thank you to those who encouraged it in this thread. Seriously.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:36 am to The Quiet One
my last one in 2022. there was an older black women at my business end telling me how to position myself while an O-T 10 administered the knockout drops. may have been the best looking nurse ever seen. if only for 10 seconds. "you may have an odd taste in your mouth" ...."oh yeah there it zzzzzzzzzz."
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:15 am to Cell of Awareness
Make sure your friends wife isn’t a nurse or the doctor.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:22 am to The Quiet One
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OK, process was less than 2 hours.
Very attractive nurse and two other chicks positioned me in place in the room. So, that was alright
Knocked out. Good sleep. Clean bill of health.
My insides are knotted up from the air they pump up your virgini arse. Painful. Rub your guts and walk around helps push that air so you can fart it out
Easy process. If you are nervous like I was, do it. We'll worth it to either get news your booty is OK or If there is an issue, you can get it taken care of.
See yall in 10 years. And thank you to those who encouraged it in this thread. Seriously.
Glad everything came out ok and you got good news in the end.
Folks should not fail to do this when their doctor recommends it. It's not as bad as many let on, and it can prevent some really bad problems.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:56 am to Cell of Awareness
Nobody ever mentions this but they make a clear protein drink I would recommend for clear liquids. It's either the Boost or Ensure brand. They do make the pills but it's 12 pills x 2 and you still have to drink a good amount of liquid. I found the Clinpic better than the Suprep but it's whatever the Dr uses. I would plan on flying because you never know what might happen. FWIW I recover these patients all the time
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