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re: First colonoscopy question.....
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Schedule it first thing in the morning.
This. Had mine done at 8 am.
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:24 pm to muttenstein
Some of the best farts of my life. I’ve had 3 colonoscopies.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:28 pm to Cell of Awareness
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Does the cleanout medicine keep working AFTER the colonoscopy?
At 57 years old I have had 2 done and that has not been my experience. You may experience some gas / air after from the procedure itself but I didn't. You will be starving and very tired after go get something you want to eat. There will be no restriction after. Don't sweat this the procedure is nothing, the only bad thing is drinking that nasty stuff.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:31 pm to dyslexiateechur
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I am dreading the prep.
If you’re not a fat arse you only have to prep one day from 4pm to midnight
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:31 pm to Nonc me
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I am dreading the prep.
If you’re not a fat arse you only have to prep one day from 4pm to midnight
it's no big deal, not really a deal at all
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:32 pm to Cell of Awareness
TBob is gay. Dont worry about him. A colonoscopy will save your life.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:33 pm to Cell of Awareness
Honestly, if there is any way to give yourself a day or more after the procedure I think you'll be glad for the additional downtime.
Some people experience cramping and discomfort, your digestive tract needs to get used to solid food again and, really, you'll be much more comfortable in your lounge chair or on your sofa than in a cramped (sorry for the pun) airline seat.
Give yourself the chance to recover!
Some people experience cramping and discomfort, your digestive tract needs to get used to solid food again and, really, you'll be much more comfortable in your lounge chair or on your sofa than in a cramped (sorry for the pun) airline seat.
Give yourself the chance to recover!
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:03 pm to baldona
Probably. But she was nice enough to give me a chuckle.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:06 pm to Cell of Awareness
I came out of my colonoscopy and there were 3-4 black dudes standing around me. I looked and one started laughing - he said "you were singing some damn good Al Green songs." The only problem was I can't sing shite when I'm not under anesthesia LOL
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:07 pm to yellowfin
Two words. Wet. Wipes.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:13 pm to chinhoyang
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3-4 black dudes standing around me
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started laughing
we all know why they were laughing
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:33 pm to Cell of Awareness
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y I still am not relishing the concept here
No one relishes it.
This a thing? Guys insecure about their manhood over a fricking colonoscopy?
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:36 pm to dyslexiateechur
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I am dreading the prep.
You'll lose a couple of pounds over the 2-3 prep procedure, and your intestines will be as clean as the day before you were born (actually cleaner). If you want the truest weight you've ever taken, take it after the procedure but before you eat.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:40 pm to conservativewifeymom
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Honestly, if there is any way to give yourself a day or more after the procedure I think you'll be glad for the additional downtime.
Some people experience cramping and discomfort, your digestive tract needs to get used to solid food again and, really, you'll be much more comfortable in your lounge chair or on your sofa than in a cramped (sorry for the pun) airline seat.
Give yourself the chance to recover!
Second this. You do need a day afterwards. You're out for a short time - maybe 20 minutes? But you've fasted for 24 hrs or whatever your doctor/method prescribes, and you've restricted calories before that. No need to think the day after is a normal day.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:41 pm to Cell of Awareness
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Does the cleanout medicine keep working AFTER the colonoscopy?
Nope. You will feel fine. You will be a pound or two lighter as well.
I know several people who have died because of colon cancer. A colonoscopy screening would have caught it if done early enough.
I have had several done and believe me, it's nowhere as bad as some make it out to be.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:56 pm to TechBullDawg
You have to get an IV for the procedure?
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:06 pm to Cell of Awareness
The only gay part is the position ypu have to be in.
I told them normally someone buys me a few drinks before I get in that position
I told them normally someone buys me a few drinks before I get in that position
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:13 pm to Cell of Awareness
Follow the timeline and you’ll be fine.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:15 pm to Chingon Ag
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You have to get an IV for the procedure?
How else are they supposed to inject fentanyl in you??
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:18 pm to Cell of Awareness
Don't forget to shave your arse
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