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re: Finish this: “I’m Popeye the sailor man, I live in a garbage can, I like to go swimmin...
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:00 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:00 am to chinhoyang
quote:This is what I recall.
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in the garbage can,
I eat all the worms, and spit out the germs,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
The swimming with bowlegged women comes from Jaws and people are conflating it.
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Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:05 am to chinhoyang
Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed. Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shooting at some food, and up from the ground came Ellie Mae nude.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Jed was over there, pinching her titties and plucking every hair, out come Granny with a hickory stick, and wopped ol'Jed right across his dick.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Jed was over there, pinching her titties and plucking every hair, out come Granny with a hickory stick, and wopped ol'Jed right across his dick.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:06 am to Jake88
No, I distinctly remember hearing that version sung in the schoolyard too.
It’s right up there with “jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg...”
It’s right up there with “jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg...”
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:07 am to fr33manator
"bow-legged women" because of the rest of the song...
"and swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Oh, I like to go swimmin with bow-legged women and swim between their legs!"
"and swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Oh, I like to go swimmin with bow-legged women and swim between their legs!"
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:10 am to chinhoyang
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in the garbage can,
I turned on the heater, and burned off my wiener,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I live in the garbage can,
I turned on the heater, and burned off my wiener,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:20 am to trident
quote:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in the garbage can,
I turned on the heater, and burned off my wiener,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I was coming to post this one. I read this thread 15 minutes ago and couldn't remember what came after garbage can. Then it just clicked in my head. Damn, the version we used was fricked up.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:22 am to fr33manator
my recollection was baldheaded women.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:26 am to chinhoyang
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can,
I turned up the heater
and burned off my wiener...
I live in a garbage can,
I turned up the heater
and burned off my wiener...
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:45 am to fr33manator
This was one my favorite Quint quotes...
quote:
"Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity."
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:54 am to fr33manator
If all the women lived across the sea
What great swimmers we all would be
What great swimmers we all would be
Posted on 9/11/20 at 10:04 am to Geauxin off
+1 for heater
Posted on 9/11/20 at 10:30 am to trident
quote:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in the garbage can,
I turned on the heater, and burned off my wiener,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
We used to say
He's Popeye the sailor man,
he lives in a frying pan.
He turned on the gas
and he burned his arse,
He's Popeye the Sailor Man.
We just liked saying arse, was one of the few "bad" words we could get away with saying and not get in trouble.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 10:34 am to fr33manator
When I was a kid my brother would always say "Im popeye the sailor man, I live in a garbage can.." and then we would make up shite.
He would say stupid shite like "and I got my dick in my hand...." and dumb stuff like that, but that's as far as I remember with the Popeye song.
He would say stupid shite like "and I got my dick in my hand...." and dumb stuff like that, but that's as far as I remember with the Popeye song.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 10:37 am to fr33manator
Wait. I think he would replace "I live in a garbage can" with "I got my dick in my hand" and other stuff like "I hit her in the head with a pan"..
Posted on 9/11/20 at 11:40 am to fr33manator
quote:Wronk
I don’t think I’m alone in remembering this childhood rhyme
However, I do have a line for your song...
"I’m Popeye the sailor man, I live in a garbage can, I like to go swimmin...where fr33manator can't make up songs."
Posted on 9/11/20 at 11:53 am to xGeauxLSUx
quote:
where fr33manator can't make up songs
I don’t think this world exists
Posted on 9/11/20 at 12:00 pm to chinhoyang
quote:
The only other one I remember is from the theme of the television show Branded:
Stranded ... Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl,
What do you if your stranded,
Without a paper roll
Stranded on the Toilet Bowl
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 12:51 pm to OweO
Man you can’t even make up a single believable story
Posted on 9/11/20 at 12:57 pm to trident
quote:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in the garbage can,
I turned on the heater, and burned off my wiener,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Thank you. Only version I ever heard. Haven’t heard it since recess, 2nd grade.
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