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Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:48 am to beachdude
What i love about this jaguar is that it not only was able to get out of its enclosure but also get into and out of 3 other animals enclosures. It's the goddamn Houdini of animals.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 8:26 am to Chucktown_Badger
If Valerio had whacked a human or two on his stroll, would that have been the death sentence?
Posted on 7/15/18 at 8:45 am to Chucktown_Badger
I think all the a animals attacked shared the same enclosure.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 8:52 am to moneyg
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There have been a lot of jokes about "it could have been me", but seriously, a big cat getting out of its enclosure is a huge threat
Pound for pound Jaguars are the meanest, nastiest cat there is. There have been instances of Jaguars taking on and killing lions weighing as much as 150 pounds more.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 8:55 am to Covingtontiger77
He looks like an outlaw... 

Posted on 7/15/18 at 9:01 am to JCinBAMA
Those alpacas have probably been pissing him off for years, making dumb alpaca noises that he couldn’t get away from.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 9:12 am to Covingtontiger77
proof cats a fricked in the head..... killed 6 ate none...
Posted on 7/15/18 at 9:14 am to bencoleman
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Pound for pound Jaguars are the meanest, nastiest cat there is. There have been instances of Jaguars taking on and killing lions weighing as much as 150 pounds more.
where do jaguars and lions live in the same place other that zoos and cat parks....
Posted on 7/15/18 at 9:31 am to choupiquesushi
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where do jaguars and lions live in the same place
They don’t. A South American jaguar built a canoe and paddled all the way across the Atlantic just to kill a lion. That’s how bad those motherfrickers are.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:15 am to Tyga Woods
Damn. I thought only drunken cougars wrecked shop in NOLA.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:19 am to choupiquesushi
Here he is, killing an "alpaca".

This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 10:20 am
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:30 am to Kcrad
I’ll bet ole baw was pissed those guys waited to use the rifles
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:33 am to Covingtontiger77
This kind of stuff wouldn't happen if Ron Forman was paid a higher salary.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:35 am to Tyga Woods
Too late for him. That leopard has him by the brain stem.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 10:42 am to Covingtontiger77
It’s all happening at the zoo...
I do believe it...
I do believe it’s true....
I do believe it...
I do believe it’s true....
Posted on 7/15/18 at 11:35 am to 4LSU2
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We will be providing grief counseling to the staff that are in mourning to ensure they are supported as needed, at this time.
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And the Pussification of America continues.
I think this is different. I worked at the zoo for a summer back in high school and the keepers really bond with their animals...even the ones they cannot touch directly (lions, tigers, bears...oh my).
They all have names, personalities, and bond with the keepers who provide them food, shelter, and interact with them nearly every day.
For those keepers who are tasked with caring for alpacas, emus, and foxes; it would be devastating to come to work and find out your animal had been mauled to death. Same for the jaguar keepers, as I am sure they played an accidental role in the jaguar escaping.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 12:47 pm to LSUZombie
You know that Jaguar has been hearing and smelling those giant birds and plotting his escape since he arrived.
If it wasn't for the whiny people here in the U.S this could be avoided. In other countries they charge guests to throw a live chicken in with the big cats. It lets the cats get out their urge to kill stuff, feeds them for free and generates a frick ton of money.
If it wasn't for the whiny people here in the U.S this could be avoided. In other countries they charge guests to throw a live chicken in with the big cats. It lets the cats get out their urge to kill stuff, feeds them for free and generates a frick ton of money.
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:10 pm to Covingtontiger77
What does the fox say?
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:07 pm to Covingtontiger77
lucky this wasnt during day when kids were around. jags can kill small crocodiles...
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