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Females Finally Flaunt Food Fascism (SIAP)

Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:09 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:09 am
Women-only Doritos and Cheetos coming to a store near you!

#MeToo:

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"What a lot of the young guys (do when they) eat their chips, they love their Doritos and they lick their fingers with great glee. And when they reach the bottom of the bag, they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth because they don't want to lose that taste of the flavor and the broken chips in the bottom," Nooyi told U.S. podcast "Freakonomics Radio."


#TimesUp:

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"Women I think would love to do the same but they don't, they don't like to crunch too loudly in public, and you know they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth," she added.


Fuk yo oppressive little broken pieces, baws
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:10 am to
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or leave them with sticky fingers


I'll be buying these for my kids.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:10 am to
I’m legitimately confused
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:11 am to
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I’m legitimately confused


They are releasing new packages that are targeted towards women. It really isn't anything to be confused about or anything new.

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15616 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:11 am to
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Females Finally Flaunt Food Fascism


The amount of alliteration use is getting out of hand.
This post was edited on 2/6/18 at 11:13 am
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75977 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:12 am to
It’s a crying shame in 2018 women can’t eat chips to their liking. #ThisIsWhatFeminismLooksLike
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71843 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:12 am to
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"Women I think would love to do the same but they don't, they don't like to crunch too loudly in public, and you know they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth,"


This person should see my wife eat a bag of chips, or popcorn, or anything that leaves small pieces or residue inside the bag.

It's horrifying, to be honest.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:13 am to
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Is this an actual tagline for a movement?

The amount of alliteration use is getting out of hand.



I made up the tagline because I'm a sucker for alliteration
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:13 am to
Obviously that’s not what I’m confused about because I can read. I’m confused why eating and pouring the crumbs from a bag is seen as a male activity. Appreciate the help though bro
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15616 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:14 am to
My dumbass got lost in the actual meaning of the words because I saw too many Fs.

Every "movement" has some form of alliteration now to be cute so I assumed it was real.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71843 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:14 am to
Can you quote more of the article? I can't view it because of ad blocker.

I want to see if this is going to be a game changer in my house.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:16 am to
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Women I think would love to do the same but they don't, they don't like to crunch too loudly in public



So they give them stale chips
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:16 am to
Whole article's pretty short. Here ya go

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Cheetos, Doritos and Lays chips could appear a little different at the grocery store with owner PepsiCo announcing that it is set to launch a range of snacks with a difference: they will be aimed at women only.

Women prefer chips that don't make too much noise when eaten or leave them with sticky fingers, according to PepsiCo Chief Executive Indra Nooyi.

"What a lot of the young guys (do when they) eat their chips, they love their Doritos and they lick their fingers with great glee. And when they reach the bottom of the bag, they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth because they don't want to lose that taste of the flavor and the broken chips in the bottom," Nooyi told U.S. podcast "Freakonomics Radio."

"Women I think would love to do the same but they don't, they don't like to crunch too loudly in public, and you know they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth," she added.

When asked by presenter Stephen J. Dubner whether this meant there would be male and female versions of Doritos, Nooyi said not exactly.

"It's not a male and female as much as (asking) are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently and yes, we are looking at it and we are getting ready to launch a bunch of them soon." Nooyi did not specify whether these would be brand-new ranges or different versions of PepsiCo's existing snack lines.

"For women, you know, low crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in your purse, because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

Nooyi, who was speaking as part of a profile in Freakonomics' "The Secret Life of CEOs" series, went on to explain that the company had looked at how its design and innovation teams worked together. Teams sometimes went on home visits to see how PepsiCo products were stored in pantries and fridges, she added.

"The whole design capability we built in PepsiCo was to allow design to work with innovation, not just on packaging colors but to go through the entire cycle and say all the way to the product in the pantry or how it's being carried around, or how they eat it in the car or drink it in the car, what should be the design of the product, the package, the experience, so that we can influence the entire chain."

The snack brands are part of PepsiCo's $14 billion Frito-Lay North America business unit.

PepsiCo was not immediately available for comment when contacted by CNBC.

Lucy Handley
Writer, CNBC.com
This post was edited on 2/6/18 at 11:17 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78047 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:16 am to
Sexism is Scruffy’s favorite Dorito flavor.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:17 am to
basically they are wanting to design chips that 1) don't stick to your fingers and 2) packages that will travel/fit in purses

and they will be marketed towards women

Posted by its1999
Member since Aug 2009
1040 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:19 am to
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"Women I think would love to do the same but they don't, they don't like to crunch too loudly in public, and you know they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth," she added.


This is the same dumbass company that tried to make that Kardashian/Jenner kid the face of the Black Lives Matter movement. Not sure they can be trusted to know the pulse of what ladies like for snackages.

signed,

woman who eats crumbs from bottoms of chips bags and licks fingers after (but then washes her hands because she's not a disgusting, filthy animal)
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:19 am to
Yes. In 2018 America where 40% of adults are obese and 70% are overweight OR obese, the problem we need to concern ourselves with is how to get our fat women to eat MORE Doritos.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75977 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:22 am to
lol.

I was about to approach that underlying aspect of this conversation. Most of the women behind these type of feminism movements need to avoid putting snacks such as chips in their purse.

How about working on putting a salad in those purses?
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:22 am to
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you know they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth," she added.


My wife obviiusly didnt get this memo. She does both of these things. I think the licking of the fingers is more to get me worked up really.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 11:28 am to
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Sexism is Scruffy’s favorite Dorito flavor.



You've got to stop making me laugh out loud in the office like this, Scruffy
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