re: Fellas who played football in the past...

The hardest hit I took, was in a backyard game. I guess a guy got tired of blocking me and kicked me in the shin 2 or 3 times.
That sob swole up so bad I couldn’t walk on it.

As a WR my senior yr, I was trying to get open on a busted play. The QB threw it a little behind me causing me to reach back with two hands then out of nowhere Craig Steltz lights my arse up and I got up spitting out dirt but I held onto the ball for the fricking first down.

High school, freshman year. Running a seam route from the H back position in a Wing set. Quarterback hangs the ball high, I jump to get it, linebacker proceeds to crack to ribs on my left side.

I hope you whipped his punk arse for that.

I have three. The first was my sophomore year my stomach was hurting bad from the pregame meal. I mean I thought I was going to shite my pants before kickoff. We kickoff and I’m running down the field with stomach cramps. Their biggest baddest dude lit me up helmet to helmet and I let a gigantic fart loose but didn’t shite. I got up laughing because I felt tons better, and I ended up getting a pick with 2 minutes left to seal the win.
The second was my junior year. We were trying to make a goal line stand right before the half. I was playing safety and was coming to knock the frick out of the RB. He ducked under me to the ground and me and one of our Dlinemen hit head on. We hit so hard a chip came out of my helmet and my nose begin to bleed backwards, as I tasted and spit up blood.
The third was my senior year. Playing QB I went back to pass and our OT olayed their Dlinemen who was a Georgia recruit. He was about 290 and I was 170. As he sacked me he picked me up and slammed me to the ground. My head hit first and bounced like a basketball. I don’t remember the next three plays. I called the play in the huddle, but all I did was take the snap, turn left, and stand there until someone tackled me. I was told this and saw it on film. The next thing I remember is we were punting. I was the personal protector and I came to when me and another guy went head to head. I’d say I had a concussion.

I was playing Defensive End as a freshman. My coach must have read tRant because I was around Trindon Holiday’s size at the time.

Anyway, their QB, who was also their all-district safety, threw a pick. When I went to go block him after the INT, he put his helmet under my chin and knocked me in to next week. Dude was a big hitter. That was the only year I played football.

Marvin Jones, Middle LB 1999 Hammond

Trev Faulk

Not necessarily the hardest I’ve been hit, but two of the strongest I’ve hit, or been hit by.

Punt return where I had shite blocking. Should’ve called fair catch but got stitches in my chin instead. Kid fricked my world up. My grandparents were fond of the story of how they were listening to it on the radio and hear “Montanamax back to receive the punt. A high booming kick.....oooohhhh my god! I don’t know if he can get up from that.”

Played with Jarvis Landry in high school. Took a mean blindside block during the spring game while I was chasing the QB up the sideline. Still have a scar.