re: Favorite Expressions and Why...

Hotter than a virgin coot on prom night

My papa once told me his favorite dog was deader than a door nail

My sons ask how my work day is going I tell them we are like a bunch of monkeys trying to f—k a football (can’t stay on top of things)

Boy you would screw up a wet dream

Sure thing????…,

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

I recently learned the full saying about jack of all trades.

We usually hear that someone is a jack of all trades and a master of none. But the full saying goes, "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one".

I tend to use the phrase "What the phuck" at work multiple times a day.

“Drive like you have somewhere to be, or get the frick back home and iron some shirts you stupid bitch”

No. He was not Billy.

That boy's goofier than a run over dog.

Crazy as a shithouse rat

That's gooder than eatin dirt!

Grandfather- Don’t believe anything you hear.. and only half of what you see.

I love my boat, it takes my money, but at least it doesn’t bitch..

“Every piece of pussy you pass on is one less piece of pussy you’ll ever get”