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re: Favorite Expressions and Why...
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:56 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:56 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My Dad at a charity event, really taken with the green grapes, asked about it by one of the hosts and responded
“best grape I’ve ever laid a lip over”.
“best grape I’ve ever laid a lip over”.
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Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:59 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
That guy could fall into a barrel full of titties and come up with a dick in his mouth.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 10:10 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
"If you're looking for sympathy------it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary".
Posted on 5/5/25 at 10:16 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
"He could fall head first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in his mouth"-referencing someone who's just a frickup
ETA-dammit Squatch
A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a gun won't.
"Never pass up a chance to shite, and never waste a hardon."
ETA-dammit Squatch
A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a gun won't.
"Never pass up a chance to shite, and never waste a hardon."
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 10:48 pm to OweO
Its hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock in the middle of a pepper patch.
Iv've heard this one, but Daddy's favorite was "Hotter than a whore in church..."
Posted on 5/5/25 at 10:56 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Hungrier'n a gut shot coyote
Posted on 5/5/25 at 11:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
“Sometimes the trash takes itself out.”
“Born on third base and telling everyone you hit a triple.”
“Born on third base and telling everyone you hit a triple.”
Posted on 5/5/25 at 11:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
Its hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock in the middle of a pepper patch.
Iv've heard this one, but Daddy's favorite was "Hotter than a whore in church..."
It's Hot
Posted on 5/5/25 at 11:13 pm to gumbo2176
Heard that one a thousand times from my Dad
Posted on 5/5/25 at 11:26 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Redder than a dog’s arse during chinaberry season.
Because it’s funny.
Because it’s funny.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:37 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Had a HS football coach that used to say "that boy is slicker than skinned back goat dick"
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:16 am to PurpleandGold Motown
A fried chicken doesn’t fly in your mouth.
Meaning you have to put in the effort if you want good results.
Meaning you have to put in the effort if you want good results.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:51 am to PurpleandGold Motown
If you can beat me, you can be the boss of me.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 5:22 am to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
one of my earliest memories -
quote:
More excited than a puppy with two peters.
never heard this one before, but I am damn sure gonna pass it along.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 5:27 am to Cali-to-Death Valley
I remember from a...Danny devito movie where he's a teacher at a military academy?
"Slicker than greased owl shite"
"Slicker than greased owl shite"
Posted on 5/6/25 at 5:48 am to Breesus
quote:
Lord loves a workin' man don't trust whitey see a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 5:52 am to PurpleandGold Motown
The early bird gets the worm……but,,,,,the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 6:05 am to PurpleandGold Motown
As I get older this applies more often
I had to piss or start crying.
Large chested woman walks in a room
She will make every baby in the place start crying.
Broadmoor Jr High coach always said
Ignorance is gonna kill us all men!
I had to piss or start crying.
Large chested woman walks in a room
She will make every baby in the place start crying.
Broadmoor Jr High coach always said
Ignorance is gonna kill us all men!
Posted on 5/6/25 at 6:05 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I smell what you’re stepping in
Posted on 5/6/25 at 6:18 am to PurpleandGold Motown
When something needs to be done but no one will take the initiative my MIL hands this one out:
"yall are just standing there like a stale jug of piss waiting to get tested"
"yall are just standing there like a stale jug of piss waiting to get tested"
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